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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)

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19 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

A little Tiger perspective.  Not sure when it was discontinued but I am certain that during most if not all of the Bryant years a caged tiger was parked at the field end of the visiting team’s tunnel so the players would literally have to pass the fucker to get onto the field as the LSU wacko hordes chanted “TIGER bait, TIGER bait, TIGER bait” ad nauseum.  Old Mike most definitely knew how to growl.  Animal cruelty and dangerous as shit, to boot.  Like ghose asdholes at Auburn forcing our national bird symbol to perform stunts at Possum Hair Stadium, a known hive of scum and villaint.  An outrage!  Between 1969 and 2000, LSU won exactly zero times over Alabama in Baton Rouge.  They do sell hot spicy boudin there.  And the Golden Girls are somewhat attractive if you’re into sexual gymnastics and daydreaming.  I hope someone has hypnotized Milroe not to get the yips.  Could be a long night otherwise.

Bringing a live tiger into the stadium ended in 2015.

And as to the bolded, the Golden Girls were an integral part of Young HOTB's path to maturity and eventually "Creepy Old Man".

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7 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

And as to the bolded, the Golden Girls were an integral part of Young HOTB's path to maturity and eventually "Creepy Old Man".

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“I spent several hours with the tiger last night and…”

Maybe they drinks and dinner first. Also, what a really weird thing to say. Was he asking the tiger if he was gonna be good?
On 11/8/2024 at 12:44 PM, Nicole44 said:

What could go wrong? 🤦🏼‍♀️ 

 

 

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Enjoy 😋

WHISKEY & WINE POSTGAME SHOW: Alabama - 42, LSU - 13

They're calling this game...

The Brutal "Omar The Tiger" Loss 😂

 

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3 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

 

Does anyone else find this to be the corniest dude alive?

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Enjoy 😋

WHISKEY & WINE POSTGAME SHOW: Alabama - 42, LSU - 13

The guy on the right is trying so fucking hard and just isn’t funny. I want 4 minutes of my life back

 

19 minutes ago, B00M said:

I want 4 minutes of my life back

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4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

 

Whoa. What? How long has this been a thing? It's like a drunk Vic Mackey game thread post come to life.

What a weird situation with Mike. School vets say no on bringing him into the stadium. So school officials end around move is to rent a tiger from Florida. They had last night coming. 

Whoa. What? How long has this been a thing? It's like a drunk Vic Mackey game thread post come to life.

Since “Ow, My Balls” went prime time.

In honor of last night ass beating at home….

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7 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Does anyone else find this to be the corniest dude alive?

I can't decide whether I like him or not. At times I think he's a total cheesedick but I also think he can be super genuine and do shit (like that) that no one else would do. 

He seems like a generally okay guy just having a good time and it's hard for me to hate people like that. Like as annoying as he can be he isn't trying to be something that he's not, if that makes sense?

That said - the clothes he wears are fucking horrendous. 

Just caught up on this Bama lsu game. 

How fucking horrible is LSU front 7?

Their tackling was so sloppy, granted it was wet. 

They got bullied around on basic QB run concepts.

 

Team is not scary imo.  Don't fall for the annual November Bama hype inflation. 

 

On 11/8/2024 at 6:33 AM, HornOnTheBayou said:

This is some Huey Long shit right here. 

 

yep, Mike got the last laugh!

10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

 

Meanwhile...

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1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

What’s dickbag’s buyout?

He’s finished there regardless. Just a matter of time.

Haven't seen an exact number but ~$60 million has been tossed around

On 11/8/2024 at 6:33 AM, HornOnTheBayou said:

This is some Huey Long shit right here. 

 

 

Just catching up here, but Louisiana’s surgeon general is a veterinarian?

We are in a simulation.

32 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Just catching up here, but Louisiana’s surgeon general is a veterinarian?

We are in a simulation.

He’s a MD too, but yes it’s pretty unusual. 
 

It’s a cool tradition, but the animal has to cooperate. Mike doesn’t want to be there, his caretakers have stated as much. Try again with the next Mike. 

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He’s a MD too, but yes it’s pretty unusual. 
 

It’s a cool tradition, but the animal has to cooperate. Mike doesn’t want to be there, his caretakers have stated as much. Try again with the next Mike. 

Apparently LSU didn’t want to be there either.

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38 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Apparently LSU didn’t want to be there either.

The SEC should fine them $250,000 for rushing the parking lot.

So the idiot governor's tiger did make the field.  This seems stupid and clearly cruelty to animals.  At least Bevo gets to get high watch the game ;-)

Saturday nights in death valley are wasted on Brian Kelly. What a shame.

“Wild Scenario:

If every SEC Favorite wins the next 3 weeks + Arkansas beats Missouri

Then LSU is in the SEC Championship Game vs the winner of Texas and A&M.”

But Peter, there is someone already favorited in that game already and by a large measure.

Not sure how lsu still has a shot to make sec championship game... makes no sense after bama justed kicked their geaux tiger ass???

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Not sure how lsu still has a shot to make sec championship game... makes no sense after bama justed kicked their geaux tiger ass???

well losing to Gata knocks it out

Nussmeier just got smashed by gata rush💥

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Not sure how lsu still has a shot to make sec championship game... makes no sense after bama justed kicked their geaux tiger ass???

I wouldn't worry about it 

Gata going in dry.

What children’s hospital is going bankrupt to fund Kelly’s buyout?

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