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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Does LSU have anyone worth a shit to target in the portal? You've gotta assume the way the team quit and with Kelly berating players left and right because his shitty schemes weren't working that they will have a higher than normal exit rate this winter.

Miss us yet Coach Bo?

 

 

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32 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Can LSU afford his buyout?

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Outside of some old money in New Orleans, the entire state of louisiana is full of broke dicks

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Outside of some old money in New Orleans, the entire state of louisiana is full of broke dicks

Nah that's okay, they'll just close 75% of public schools and some hospitals. 

Jokes aside, the governor is a ULL grad.  He probably finds this hilarious and wants them to be stuck with BK

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3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Outside of some old money in New Orleans, the entire state of louisiana is full of broke dicks

LSU is broke, but they are also a bunch of dirty bastards. If they want Kelly gone, they will find cause for his firing

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4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Miss us yet Coach Bo?

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I still can't believe he wanted to go be on this guy's staff.... Even if the allure of the alma mater was hyper strong I would have waited until BK's replacement got there.

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I'm pretty happy with the performance of the revamped Texas DL under Kenny Baker, thanks. 

edit: joke already made

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20 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

I'm pretty happy with the performance of the revamped Texas DL under Kenny Baker, thanks. 

 

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along with lsu sucking. And having to work for Brian Kelly. 

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Rumor on rant players are talking about a mass exodus. 

 

thanks for putting in that work for us.  i can't take that site for more than 2 minutes.  i'm sure it's a bunch of "frick Brian Kelly" posts from the LSU fans.

7 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Miss us yet Coach Bo?

 

 

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Honestly, I don't miss him. I'm digging what Kenny Baker is cooking (no pun). 

27 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Honestly, I don't miss him. I'm digging what Kenny Baker is cooking (no pun). 

Yeah I didn't say we missed him, I asked if he missed us. He maybe thought losing Murphy and Sweat would turn the interior DL into a weakness and didn't want to deal with it.  Who knows but we're definitely fine

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Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Yeah I didn't say we missed him, I asked if he missed us. He maybe thought losing Murphy and Sweat would turn the interior DL into a weakness and didn't want to deal with it.  Who knows but we're definitely fine

No, I wasn't insinuating that you said that, I was just making my own comment saying Bo can fuck off at that shit hole and we'll keep Baker. Dude has shown he's the real deal. We fell into a pool of gold with Baker and Nansen. Their work with guys like Collins and Broughton are nothing short of a miracle. Not to mention you can see how well Simmons has gotten since he got here, and Hill + Lefau (and even Gbemda) have drastically changed into complete playmakers and not just some Harold Perkins bullshit. 

9 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Can LSU afford his buyout?

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They'll just take it out of the university endowment.

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

Not sure who is more annoying, the guy doing the video or Brian Kelly

With portal and NIL, asshole coaches like Kelly and Urban are not going to work anymore.  You hate to see that.

On 11/18/2024 at 9:55 PM, Pimphand said:

 

Hate hate HATE to say this.

Kelly is right, here.  Run under the ball wtf.

On 11/18/2024 at 10:55 PM, Pimphand said:

 

Looks to me he is not timing his jumps right either. Contacts needed maybe?

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Like rats from a sinking pontoon boat.

May need to change thread title to LSU coming up dry.

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I mean when you ooze cringe its gonna cost more....

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I mean when you ooze cringe its gonna cost more....

Explains why aggys return on investment is so so bad. 
 

My friends always saying how aggy has unlimited funds and is going to just outspend everyone to the best roster…

7 hours ago, Zeus said:

Explains why aggys return on investment is so so bad. 
 

My friends always saying how aggy has unlimited funds and is going to just outspend everyone to the best roster…

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16 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Its adorable that Kelly is implying that LSU didn't cheat when you couldn't pay guys above board

NIL is the worst thing to happen to programs like OU, LSU, Auburn, aggy, etc.  before you could cheat like motherfuckers and it cost relatively little because it wasn't a true competitive market.  Now it is.

to be fair, I hate the unlimited free agency that we have but I'm going to enjoy this part of it.

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7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Furk

Wow. He tweeted out his NFL Draft announcement just two days after the homicide.

 

48 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Wow. He tweeted out his NFL Draft announcement just two days after the homicide.

 

Pretty sure the time is now just not the time he thought he was talking about. Going from possibly being in the NFL to the state pen is something....

god damn one's life can dramatically change in an instant and another life can be needlessly ended because of a dumbfuck in a dodge charger. fucking nuts. terrible all around.

FAFO, seems unlikely Freeman will win this year but LSU hasn't done shit with Kelly

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3 hours ago, pacman said:

FAFO, seems unlikely Freeman will win this year but LSU hasn't done shit with Kelly

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I think you mean Kelly hasn't done shit not sure why LSU hired that student killer.  Fuck that scum

Jesus

https://www.wbrz.com/news/freshman-lsu-qb-involved-in-on-campus-wreck-early-thursday-morning/

Nothing good happens after midnight and certainly not at 2:45am

BATON ROUGE - LSU's backup quarterback Colin Hurley was injured in an on-campus crash around 2:45 a.m. Thursday and found unresponsive.

Sources tell the WBRZ Investigative Unit that Hurley's Dodge Charger crashed into a tree at South Quad Drive and Highland Road, near the south gates of LSU's campus.

Officials said Hurley was unresponsive but breathing. A crash report said firefighters pulled Hurley out of his vehicle. He was in and out of consciousness and had a large cut on his face.

The cause of the crash has not been released, but officials said impairment was not suspected.

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Jesus

https://www.wbrz.com/news/freshman-lsu-qb-involved-in-on-campus-wreck-early-thursday-morning/

Nothing good happens after midnight and certainly not at 2:45am

BATON ROUGE - LSU's backup quarterback Colin Hurley was injured in an on-campus crash around 2:45 a.m. Thursday and found unresponsive.

Sources tell the WBRZ Investigative Unit that Hurley's Dodge Charger crashed into a tree at South Quad Drive and Highland Road, near the south gates of LSU's campus.

Officials said Hurley was unresponsive but breathing. A crash report said firefighters pulled Hurley out of his vehicle. He was in and out of consciousness and had a large cut on his face.

The cause of the crash has not been released, but officials said impairment was not suspected.

Not to be crass but sounds like the tree was the cause of the crash. 

12 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Not to be crass but sounds like the tree was the cause of the crash. 

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