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9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

When we sign Fekir there needs to be this shirt for sale:

Liverpool: Football Mecca

North London would invade Liverpool and bulldoze the shit out of it...

...based solely on t-shirt sales. And then claim that they had to do it.

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2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

North London would invade Liverpool and bulldoze the shit out of it...

...based solely on t-shirt sales. And then claim that they had to do it.

Take that shit elsewhere. This is a Liverpool thread.

18 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Take that shit elsewhere. This is a Liverpool thread.

Sorry bitch.

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

North London would invade Liverpool and bulldoze the shit out of it...

...based solely on t-shirt sales. And then claim that they had to do it.

Username checks out

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Saw the part about him not understanding why players would want to leave Liverpool to go to Barcelona.

I prefer Liverpool to Barcelona, but this guy is an idiot. Barcelona has already won two trophies this year and play in a bigger stadium in a better city.  Why would two guys from Latin America prefer to play in Barcelona and win trophies every year to playing in northwest England and possibly win their first trophy in half a dozen years? Hmmm....

As an American fan of the sport of soccer, Henry is an outright worldwide embarrassment.

You're right. He should've said how much better Barcelona is as a team and a city. He should've said, "why would anyone want to play in Liverpool? I barely like coming here for matches."

You're as dumb as you are stupid. 

With Axe Capital behind us we will be unstoppable-

And watch the video it's awesome

 

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The LFC physio said that Salah won't be fasting on Friday or Saturday.

Klopp said Can is fit so I imagine we’ll see him on the bench tomorrow. 

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4 hours ago, Jograves said:

You're right. He should've said how much better Barcelona is as a team and a city. He should've said, "why would anyone want to play in Liverpool? I barely like coming here for matches."

You're as dumb as you are stupid. 

He doesn't have to make himself out to be an absolute fool.

He should have stuck to Coutinho and passed on commenting about Suarez. You can have pride in your team without looking like a complete fucking moron. But perhaps not everyone understands that.

*PLUS- Coutinho gets a winner's medal anyway, so by moving, he could end up with THREE trophies this year + his share of the transfer fee and probably higher wages. I apologize for being so logical.

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8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Saw the part about him not understanding why players would want to leave Liverpool to go to Barcelona.

I prefer Liverpool to Barcelona, but this guy is an idiot. Barcelona has already won two trophies this year and play in a bigger stadium in a better city.  Why would two guys from Latin America prefer to play in Barcelona and win trophies every year to playing in northwest England and possibly win their first trophy in half a dozen years? Hmmm....

As an American fan of the sport of soccer, Henry is an outright worldwide embarrassment.

 

Speaking of embarrassments. Either you have never played a competitive sport in your life or you are just flat out stupid. 

37 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

Speaking of embarrassments. Either you have never played a competitive sport in your life or you are just flat out stupid. 

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I get that this is THE LIVERPOOL THREAD, but Dallas Cowboy fans can pull for their team and still point out what a fucking idiot their owner is. For some reason, common sense isn't accepted on this thread. I wouldn't consider common sense as "thread shitting", but apparently some do. Enough about the stupid owner, focus on the match tomorrow.

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You act like people on here like anyone with FSG. Most of us don't. They're just now doing what most of us have wanted since taking over. 

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Just got softball practice duty dumped on me for 2-3p tmrw, oldest got picked up for a tournament out of town so I’m kinda stuck. May just follow online and haul ass home to catch the last 30 min or so live. I’ll have to double fist the beers to catch up.

6 minutes ago, longhorndude said:

Just got softball practice duty dumped on me 

 

 

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Hahahaha. Oh I hear you...but the wife reminded me that it’s “all-stars”.

We’re hosting 26 people at our house tomorrow. 

 

When my my wife protested this happened:

 

 

Perhaps she's afraid of what might happen if shit goes south tomorrow. Where's the Tylenol?

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She texted me “Liverpool better win” with a picture from Costco with a huge cart of food and booze. 

Game day boys. Having a hard time keeping my emotions in check. Watching tons of videos of fellow reds taking over Kiev. How amazing would it be to be there.

Come on Reds. Bring home #6.

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With you.  I’m getting my truck inspected, doing yard work, etc to keep my mind off it.  

Game day boys. How amazing would it be to be there.

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Sergio Garcia is a huge Real Madrid fan and he’s attending the game with his wife today. She said they are going to give away two tickets to random fans, assuming they have to be Real Madrid fans.

Driving my family nuts watching endless vids of reds taking over Kiev. Come on you Reds! #6times

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At The Londoner in Rockwall.  Hostess is beautiful.  Beer is cold.  Scottish eggs on the way.  Summer vacation has basically started (teacher).  We got a 5 star recruit.  Life is really good.  

Go ‘Pool!

Couldn’t get a seat at the Londoner so I went to a local spot. I just want to say, I love you all very much. Win or lose, it was a great season. Now make us dream, lads. YNWA

Jfc - Fox's pregame show is useless. Have they even had 5 minutes of non-commercial content?

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Been watching the ESPN Deportes stream on the phone. Gonna have to find something special with no Mo, feel horrible for him.

If I’m Klopp I switch to a diamond in midfield with Mane and Bobby having a lot of freedom in the final third.

2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Great season boys. We'll figure out everything else on the other side. 

YNWA. Let’s bring it home next season

Gutted but I didn't have much faith after Salah went out. Felt like 2009 when Colt went out. The offense just died. I'm torn because I want to be mad at Karius but I also feel awful for him. But it's not like he didn't have those brain farts in him. He's not a 1. FSG and Klopp have got to address the GK position. It stings and this sucks but it was still a fun ride. Reload, FSG SPEND SOME FUCKING MONEY, and let's see what next season can bring. 

I don’t have any problem hating on karius. Don’t worry md, I’ll hate on him enough for the both of us. I thought the back four played fantastic. Shit. Feel like drinking all of the booze. Shit. 

Kinell 

been saying for years that “better than Mignolet” is a bar so low an ant can hop over it. Need an actual world class goalie. And not some English twat that looks good for West Brom.  

Had a great party at my house, 3rd goal gave everyone immediate low-t though

thoughts:

lovren is/was good enough to be a CL winning centerback. He didn’t put a foot in wrong all night. 

Midfield played up to their abilities but we need upgrades. Hard not to imagine that with keita instead of Gini we would have had 1 or 2 in the first 20 minutes. Milner is one of the fittest players in the world but can’t give you a solid 90 with as much running as he’s asked to do.   

Need Fekir and at least 1 other attacking player. Salah-Firmino-Mane were healthy almost all season but when they needed a break we had complete shite behind them. 

YNWA. 

Feel so bad for Loris. You could see how devastated he was and you know he'll get a lot of grief over it, but from the moment Mo went off there was only 1 winner of that match. They were better full stop.

Let's also not forget he made a couple of outstanding saves in the match.

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Hurts and hurts bad but can’t let it kill what was a great, exciting, and fun run. YNWA

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