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Punish those baptists. 

1) The game cannot end in a tie.

2) Baylor cannot win the game.

3) Texas must win the game.

Since I don't believe in the reverse psychology bullshit..

In

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Why not us?

Indeed. Why not us? Why shouldn't the football club from the University of Texas be victorious? I can think of no reason.

We are going to win.

50 minutes ago, Xcalibur said:

Let's beat these fucks and move on to BYE.

NTTAWWT

Rise, Snacks, rise!

Your sage wisdom is the glowing beacon amidst chaos and darkness that has plagued Texas football for ages. 

Said the Zen Master, "We'll see."

 

But screw that.  Let's hang 70 on em like the old days. 

Hook 'em!

Let's fucking forego consent and football win them in their resistant asses, legs all curled up defensively and such.

I said in a different thread that I needed to see wins against the Wizard and gooners before I would start to believe.

Pass me a forty of the Kool aid.

Not a chance. They blew their load against OU now they’re gonna play soft. Probably won’t score another point. 

2 hours ago, Bacon Gayfield said:

Not a chance. They blew their load against OU now they’re gonna play soft. Probably won’t score another point. 

I blew my load on your mother

Oh... So NOW you wanna believe...



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