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  • Judging by her haircut, one thing she is very good at is asking to speak to the manager.

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If Minnesota is good this year, LSU might fuck up making a run at him after Ed Orgeron is fired for coaching like everyone thought that he would. 

Just now, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

If Minnesota is good this year, LSU might fuck up making a run at him after Ed Orgeron is fired for coaching like everyone thought that he would. 

Bet they just promote Aranda.

4 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

It'll be interesting to see how they do this year.

Its Minnesota, they will forever struggle. 

9 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

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Total tight butthole

 

 

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Just now, skipmcgee said:

Bet they just promote Aranda.

Probably their only way to keep him. If they don't hire him as head coach, someone else will. 

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Its Minnesota, they will forever struggle. 

Not expecting them to be a powerhouse, but this year was their worst record since 2011.

12 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Its Minnesota, they will forever struggle. 

minnesota is exhibit 1a in "college football is not cyclical"

How can this thread make it 10 posts without pics of his new wife

 

 

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I bet she does things.

Right now, PJ is all hat and no cattle. We figured last year the team would be about a .500 club. Instead, they were 2-7 in league play, and looked woefully unprepared in all of those losses. He made Tim Brewster look like the coaching genius he so clearly wasn't. 

 

I'd love to be wrong, but as Jerry Reed once said, he who is expecting nothing ain't gonna be deceived...

 

First post in the new digs

4 hours ago, Otter said:

How can this thread make it 10 posts without pics of his new wife

 

 

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I bet she does things.

I'd like to pee in her butt.

 

6 hours ago, Otter said:

How can this thread make it 10 posts without pics of his new wife

 

 

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I bet she does things.

Obligatory:

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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I think shes got fake boobs

Completely unnecessary. She looked plenty busty in those old pics.

6 hours ago, Otter said:

How can this thread make it 10 posts without pics of his new wife

 

 

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I bet she does things.

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Just now, markstanco said:

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Beat ya to it, bitchhhhh!

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2 hours ago, GopherRock said:

Right now, PJ is all hat and no cattle. We figured last year the team would be about a .500 club. Instead, they were 2-7 in league play, and looked woefully unprepared in all of those losses. He made Tim Brewster look like the coaching genius he so clearly wasn't. 

 

I'd love to be wrong, but as Jerry Reed once said, he who is expecting nothing ain't gonna be deceived...

 

First post in the new digs

 

Yeah, his methods can work as long as the players believe and embrace his cheese filled messages. 

This coming year is a big one for PJ and the boys. 

 

I am also on record saying his first wife was much more elite than his current. 

 

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I bet she doesn't do things.

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I like the first one better than the second one. Second one looks kinda freaky , which there is nothing wrong with

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5 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I bet she doesn't do things.

Judging by her haircut, one thing she is very good at is asking to speak to the manager.

16 hours ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

If Minnesota is good this year, LSU might fuck up making a run at him after Ed Orgeron is fired for coaching like everyone thought that he would. 

He's not an SEC guy he wouldn't understand what its like.   

19 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I bet she doesn't do things.

That's why you get a second wife.

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9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's why you get a second wife.

 

Correct but most don't trade down they trade up and also don't marry someone that looks like Chyna's sister. 

7 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Correct but most don't trade down they trade up and also don't marry someone that looks like Chyna's sister. 

Average chick that is crazy in the sack > Hot chick that wants to see the manager

7 hours ago, Otter said:

How can this thread make it 10 posts without pics of his new wife

 

 

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I bet she does things.

The only problem with that is he's got to keep her from "doing things" with the tennis player down the street.  Oops, sorry Jimbo.  Too soon?

3 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

His wife seems rude. 

Chin is perfect for teabaggin' too.

55 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

I like the first one better than the second one. Second one looks kinda freaky , which there is nothing wrong with

Agreed

7 hours ago, Otter said:

How can this thread make it 10 posts without pics of his new wife

 

 

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I bet she does things.

Wow

On March 26, 2018 at 5:49 PM, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

If Minnesota is good this year, LSU might fuck up making a run at him after Ed Orgeron is fired for coaching like everyone thought that he would. 

Fleck isn't leaving Minnesota after just two years. Nothing he's ever done or said suggests that he's just looking for the biggest payday asap. I doubt he went through all of the trouble of transferring the rights to "Row The Boat" from WMU to UM just to leave in a few years.

I think he'll be there for at least four years, probably longer, and won't leave before beating Wisconsin and winning the B1G West. That's probably not happening next year. He has a unique approach and it takes a little time to build the culture.

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fleck isn't leaving Minnesota after just two years. Nothing he's ever done or said suggests that he's just looking for the biggest payday asap. I doubt he went through all of the trouble of transferring the rights to "Row The Boat" from WMU to UM just to leave in a few years.

I think he'll be there for at least four years, probably longer, and won't leave before beating Wisconsin and winning the B1G West. That's probably not happening next year. He has a unique approach and it takes a little time to build the culture.

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Unless they fire him first. Bookmark my post and throw it back in my face if I'm wrong. I'm not sure how you define success that would get him hired away to a bigger program otherwise. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Unless they fire him first. Bookmark my post and throw it back in my face if I'm wrong. I'm not sure how you define success that would get him hired away to a bigger program otherwise. 

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So the grass wasn't greener......................but the money was I'm sure.

33 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fleck isn't leaving Minnesota after just two years. Nothing he's ever done or said suggests that he's just looking for the biggest payday asap. I doubt he went through all of the trouble of transferring the rights to "Row The Boat" from WMU to UM just to leave in a few years.

I think he'll be there for at least four years, probably longer, and won't leave before beating Wisconsin and winning the B1G West. That's probably not happening next year. He has a unique approach and it takes a little time to build the culture.

Reasonable post.  I'm not sure at all. He seems like good people, but I don't know if   Minnesota has the stamina to payout repeatedly over years when multiple big time suitors come calling and decide to money-whip their hope for a next coach. 

Mike Gundy has a unique culture, too, and this is an annual fun thing that we deal with--big programs throwing insane amounts of money at him. If he weren't an a alumn, he would've bailed for Arkansas, Tennessee, Florida, Baylor, or aggy when they offered. 

Time will tell with Fleck. 

On 3/27/2018 at 8:42 AM, Katfid54 said:

Judging by her haircut, one thing she is very good at is asking to speak to the manager.

 

Nicely done...

first wife is the one you bring home to meet mom.  second wife is the one you marry after mom dies.

 

second wife looks like an ex stripper.

On 3/27/2018 at 8:42 AM, Katfid54 said:

Judging by her haircut, one thing she is very good at is asking to speak to the manager.

I would like this post but your likes are at 69 right now so....

31 minutes ago, EverywhereMan said:

I would like this post but your likes are at 69 right now so....

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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fleck isn't leaving Minnesota after just two years. Nothing he's ever done or said suggests that he's just looking for the biggest payday asap. I doubt he went through all of the trouble of transferring the rights to "Row The Boat" from WMU to UM just to leave in a few years.

I think he'll be there for at least four years, probably longer, and won't leave before beating Wisconsin and winning the B1G West. That's probably not happening next year. He has a unique approach and it takes a little time to build the culture.

 

The B1G West isn't the East but they need to get to the same level as Iowa or hell even Nebraska or Northwestern before they can start worrying about Wisconsin year in and year out. 

With Frost at Nebby, I think Minnesota will be fighting with Illinois and Purdue for 4th place in the division year in and year out with a 7-5 or maybe even an 8-4 season if the schedule gods are good to them. Winning the West? I don't see it. 

I'd love to schedule a home and home with them while Fleck is there.

-Easy road trip.  Would be hilarious/awesome to watch TCF Bank Stadium fill with 20,000 drunk Cyclone fans and Dinkytown get completely overrun.

-Battle of former MAC rising stars.  I thought Fleck would make a splash quicker than Campbell (I expected Campbell to be a slower build), and I'm quite glad to be wrong.

-Pay those fuckers back for killing Jack Trice (2009 wasn't revenge enough).

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