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Rain or shine Texas rushes for 200+, the defense takes away the big play, and Texas rolls into the bye week after a comfortable win. Get your horns up!

 

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  • What play made y’all feel like “Texas was back?” The one where Baylor intercepted the pass in the end zone and the refs called incomplete? Or a different play where the refs called a phantom penalty? 

Hook ‘em!

ou sucks!

Games we have played well this year.....TCU USC OU

Games we have played like shit....Tulsa Maryland KSU

Let's see if we have really turned the corner. 

 

About to head down to the stadium and tailgate. The Old 97's on Longhorn City Limits even has the wife excited. 

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3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

<————— titties

I dont know how many times I have repped you for this avatar, but that chick is a million percent in my wheelhouse.

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I dont know how many times I have repped you for this avatar, but that chick is a million percent in my wheelhouse.

Someone egged her on asking if they are real.... 

“ yup”

Need to run the score up before the bye week. Rushing for 200+ yards in front of Zach Evans would also be helpful.

Need to run the score up before the bye week. Rushing for 200+ yards in front of Zach Evans would also be helpful.


This too!

Yes, ready for the boy to see his first game. Light'em up. Hookem.

Come into town to visit family and see a game once per year. This is the game. Excited to check out Bevo Boulevard and finally get to see a good Longhorn team play. 

I think Baylor can keep it interesting in the first half.  But we should be able to dominate TOP and exhaust their D by the third quarter.  I think we score several rushing touchdowns in the second half to make it a pretty final score.

52-24 Longhorns.

Also, fuck Baylor.

Weather forecast looks better today than it did yesterday.  

 

We will not be flat!  We will be pointy like some hot chicks tities!  We will smash the Rapist and deliver God’s judgement on the enablers.

42-12 Texas!

u know texas is back when celebs start reppin

 

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21 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Would love to see a monster day for Ingram.

I would prefer Watson carry the mail and we manage to get up 2 scores and sit Ingram as much as possible.

 

ooops.... sorry let me get back in character.

parcells.

20 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I think Baylor can keep it interesting in the first half.  But we should be able to dominate TOP and exhaust their D by the third quarter.  I think we score several rushing touchdowns in the second half to make it a pretty final score.

52-24 Longhorns.

Also, fuck Baylor.

more like 32-24 is my guess.  we're on our way back to dbu but the overall defense is not ready for primetime yet.

trapmetrics weather:

the system dumping on north texas and methland is lifting slightly north while trailing a very thin line that keeps trying to form up running from fort worth to brownwood and san angelo.

right now it looks 90% likely to stay above 290.   will keep close eye for those of you on the 40.

little squirter that just ran up 183 is not being backed by anything further south.

only risk of rain is the line out west.


little squirter


Hey buddy this is a family thread
2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Obviously a Baylor fan.

Thems fightin words mr. I reside in the state shaped like a penis. 

Tornado watch in ATX and accuweather shows rain starting in 40 mins..

Furk

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Tornado watch in ATX and accuweather shows rain starting in 40 mins.

Accuweather is on acid.

radar frame 1125

juno/ozona risk line tail dropped 2 miles south then resumed heading 90 degrees due east

radar frame 1125

small iso storm west of kerrville heading steady 20 degrees east of north, looks like an outer line trying to form but can't get going.... yet?

Obviously a Baylor fan.
Thems fightin words mr. I reside in the state shaped like a penis. 
Like a LIMP penis drooling spooge. Beat the shit out of the...
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frame @ 1140

ozona/juno tail formed a new blob, extending 3 miles south, about 5 miles west of Daria's Mountain.

heading steady at 90 degrees due east

kerrville iso remains static heading 20 degrees

u know texas is back when celebs start reppin
 
They still make those Starter jackets?

Rape sucks. Fuck Baylor. UT starts a bit slow but starts to roll before wearing em out and dropping the hammer in the 3rd and 4th.

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