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  • Congrats on the win. I was super impressed when the referees disallowed a legitimate Baylor interception, called numerous fake penalties against Baylor, and generally did whatever they could to ensure

  • Without being a lazy fuck, please provide me with concrete proof as to what Baylor / Briles did  that doesn’t already happen at every single major university. All of you faggots just read lazy media h

  • What play made y’all feel like “Texas was back?” The one where Baylor intercepted the pass in the end zone and the refs called incomplete? Or a different play where the refs called a phantom penalty? 

This is not an ideal start.

It's about what I expected tbh..

 

Time to get serious though

 

Baylor got away with a lot of uncalled shit on that drive. Probably wouldn’t have mattered, they were picking up huge yards on 3rd and long

Just now, ousux said:

It's about what I expected tbh..

Time to get off the bus thoughl

Well, I expected Baylor to score a few times. But Ehlinger getting hurt is a kick in the dick.

1 minute ago, AeroHorn said:

that was a push off with both hands. Clear foul.

Better get ready, because this looks like it's going to be a classic bullshit game. They've held obviously nearly every play and only caught one holding call.

I don’t understand why Mims was bein covered in man, but that was some Michael Irvin-level pushoff. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

yay, some QB who grew up loving texas  wanted texas,  got snubbed by texas, comes in to shit on texas.   happens all the time 

And another kid who grew up wanting to be the Texas QB...  Is...

We can only play one at a time.

If buchele rolls out there I’m going to worry. 

Defense is sluggish. Look lazy when trying to make tackles. Hitting high, no firm. Not coming off the ball strong. Punked in coverage. How many times do we need to see this before the myth of Texas being a good defensive team goes away?

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Idk if Orlando calls plays to start just to see how the other team will respond, but it seems like the d struggles at the beginning of the game.

The starting QB of the number 9 team in the country went to the locker room but can these jackholes be bothered to give an update on it?

Not good. If this were just stitching up his hand he would be back. 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The starting QB of the number 9 team in the country went to the locker room but can these jackholes be bothered to give an update on it?

No we have shit buckets and Lucy and Charlie to talk about.

The reason the offense did what they did when Shane went in was because beck didn't want to deviate from his script. I suspect adjustments will come during this series or maybe the next one.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The starting QB of the number 9 team in the country went to the locker room but can these jackholes be bothered to give an update on it?

to busy quoting Charlie Brown

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Trap. Game.

we'll see. defense starts like this every game. 

Defense will play better. Im more worried about trying to win a game with Shane as QB

If buchele rolls out there I’m going to worry. 
Offense will be okay even with him. Running the ball well and he'll settle in. He led a 30 point win last year vs Baylor.

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The starting QB of the number 9 team in the country went to the locker room but can these jackholes be bothered to give an update on it?

Too many yucks to be had to be bothered with injured QB
1 minute ago, FizzleFish said:

Idk if Orlando calls plays to start just to see how the other team will respond, but it seems like the d struggles at the beginning of the game.

They struggle at the end of games too

1 minute ago, elnimo said:

If buchele rolls out there I’m going to worry. 

lol

1 minute ago, FizzleFish said:

Idk if Orlando calls plays to start just to see how the other team will respond, but it seems like the d struggles at the beginning of the game.

This

Everyone cryin for shane get ready, fuckin herman never got him any game time, so Im sure hes gonna be rusty

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The starting QB of the number 9 team in the country went to the locker room but can these jackholes be bothered to give an update on it?

No, but did you know Brewer is from Austin?

Just now, clapclapclap said:

They call the wind Mariah Lucy.

And the wind cried Lucy

JFC...that wasn't just a cut

What's the injury report on Sam?  They're keeping him out with a papercut?

I guess it was more than just a cut for ehlinger. I missed all the shoulder stuff others were talking about.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The starting QB of the number 9 team in the country went to the locker room but can these jackholes be bothered to give an update on it?

Naw.  Too busy with how on earth Texas didn’t offer cant miss legacy. 

Just hand the ball to Ingram. Repeat.

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

When did field goals go from 3 pts to 4? Or was that another rule change that we are all fucking up?

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