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  • Congrats on the win. I was super impressed when the referees disallowed a legitimate Baylor interception, called numerous fake penalties against Baylor, and generally did whatever they could to ensure

  • Without being a lazy fuck, please provide me with concrete proof as to what Baylor / Briles did  that doesn’t already happen at every single major university. All of you faggots just read lazy media h

  • What play made y’all feel like “Texas was back?” The one where Baylor intercepted the pass in the end zone and the refs called incomplete? Or a different play where the refs called a phantom penalty? 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Rape sucks. Fuck Baylor

I need a T Shirt

Just now, ztejas said:

I need a T Shirt

With that girls tits on it!

welp it's just too close to call.  it's 50/50 right now that the line out west is going to drop to the south.

if it only develops 10 miles further south it will train over downtown for 30 minutes minimum, with lightning likely.

if it stays on it's current path at it's current development, nothing south of leander/georgetown.

Tits = Not Flat.  Fuck you Herbstreit!  Texas will not be flat.  We are going to Lil’Jorrdan some ass today!

Down here on Bevo Blvd. When did the players start walking down Bevo Blvd to the locker rooms before the game? Beginning of the season?

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Down here on Bevo Blvd. When did the players start walking down Bevo Blvd to the locker rooms before the game? Beginning of the season?

Yes and isn’t this the first year for bevo blvd?  I was just there too

This Florida/Vandy game needs to speed up, don't need this overlapping past 2:30.

This Florida/Vandy game needs to speed up, don't need this overlapping past 2:30.

In that game there was a scrap and the Vanderbilt coach went running all the way across the field to confront the Florida coach. They were screaming at each other and had to be restrained. That was crazy
I'd say Vandy beating the piss out of Florida is a pretty good warning for the team. 
We should beat the doors off of Baylor. 

You think they are sitting around watching it?
17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This Florida/Vandy game needs to speed up, don't need this overlapping past 2:30.

I fully expect an ESPNNews start.

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Damn it feels good to be expecting a win

expect nothing. expectations are for suckers and con artists selling snake oil. if you want something, you have to go and take it. expecting to win means that we think the other team is just going to come in and not even try. that just isnt ever going to happen, especially for Texas. this team has to go in ready to dominate the man in front of him regardless of what he wants to do. this is "take no prisoners" territory.

Seeing them get off the bus, Sam was a little bigger than I expected. Our lineman were smaller. The receivers were as expected.

PSA: never schedule new cable install the morning you have tickets to a 230 game 😣

he even got here at 8am. at least we live in 78757 😏

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I heard titties 475b4eb3-1fe4-4c75-b65e-acc3208ce3a7.gif

Focusness!  This is about defend the humans who have these.  Don’t touch unless she says, “Yes Big Daddio!”  Death to the rapist and their inappropriate touching of tities that are not theirs!

20 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Damn it feels good to be expecting a win

I don’t expect a win. Fuck that entitlement. I expect the team to come out motivated, disciplined, and focused on today’s game. I expect them to fight back when hit in the mouth and play to their highest potential.

If they do that, we’ll win. But they better fucking earn it every week. 

Their defensive line is so freaking bad. We should put on a rushing display today. 

10 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

I don’t expect a win. Fuck that entitlement. I expect the team to come out motivated, disciplined, and focused on today’s game. I expect them to fight back when hit in the mouth and play to their highest potential.

If they do that, we’ll win. But they better fucking earn it every week. 

the only way to win is by taking it from someone else who thinks its his.

22 minutes ago, mchookem said:

PSA: never schedule new cable install the morning you have tickets to a 230 game 😣

he even got here at 8am. at least we live in 78757 😏

have your husband post it all on the "Wives" thread

expect nothing. expectations are for suckers and con artists selling snake oil. if you want something, you have to go and take it. expecting to win means that we think the other team is just going to come in and not even try. that just isnt ever going to happen, especially for Texas. this team has to go in ready to dominate the man in front of him regardless of what he wants to do. this is "take no prisoners" territory.


The old “our fans better be focused or the players will blow it” logic.


The old “our fans better be focused or the players will blow it” logic.

You better get your game face on buddy. This is t going to be a gimme.
1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 


The old “our fans better be focused or the players will blow it” logic.

...no, im not bill in sinton. im referring to the team. we as fans dont have any influence over the game unless you happen to be in the stadium and can add to the energy from the fans in attendance.

2pm trapweather update

the tail end of the system is about 20 minutes from junction and still tracking steady heading 90 degrees due east

cat 2 near corsicana

san saba, lampasas, be alert

This feels like a huge, huge trap game coming off the emotional high of blOU. Need to stamp Baylor out of the game quickly.

Anyone know where I can stream this online? 

I'm eating nachos for lunch, have ribs on the smoker for dinner, Old Fashioned in hand, and I'm ready to see a Longhorn and Astros win today. Longhorns put the rapists back in their place today and send Rhule off to the NFL when he sees he's in a hopeless situation. 

205 frame

she's breaking up! she's breaking up!

tail end of the line just split in to 3 parts

standby

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Accuweather is on acid.

Anyone got accuweather’s phone #?

asking for a friend 

just win.

I would like to see a 17 point win. but frankly any win is good. 

Ok. Go gata needs to wrap this shit up aleady

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