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Herman needs to help Shane. The kid hasn’t been getting reps like a starter in practice. Run the fucking ball

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  • Congrats on the win. I was super impressed when the referees disallowed a legitimate Baylor interception, called numerous fake penalties against Baylor, and generally did whatever they could to ensure

  • Without being a lazy fuck, please provide me with concrete proof as to what Baylor / Briles did  that doesn’t already happen at every single major university. All of you faggots just read lazy media h

  • What play made y’all feel like “Texas was back?” The one where Baylor intercepted the pass in the end zone and the refs called incomplete? Or a different play where the refs called a phantom penalty? 

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Can anyone give us latecomers an update on why Ehlinger isn't playing?

He has a gimpy fin

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Can anyone give us latecomers an update on why Ehlinger isn't playing?

Walker told him he has AIDS.

 

Actually, it's a shoulder injury. He's being evaluated at halftime, but I doubt he plays today. 

35 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

They said they're gonna reevaluate at the half, but it's a dinged shoulder. :(
How fucking deflated is the crowd?

Sorry for the shitty response time...

A lot less deflated now at half 😀

But most of us were pretty down, end of the first was dead silence except for Smokey.

As anyone watching knows, Shane is still wildly high on a lot of his throws. But  CJ is a man and Keontay has forced the safety to be honest.

Ingram changed the tone.

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Can anyone give us latecomers an update on why Ehlinger isn't playing?

Shoulder injury. 

This is the best possible outcome given our starting QB is hurt. 

I still want to know how we cannot get a play off after a timeout without a delay of game penalty. 

All the calls going our way. We got lucky on a number of plays. Need to crank it up in the second half.

Baylor still has a team of non-disciplined Briles-era thugs. As long as they no longer rape I guess...our O line is wearing down their front 4. Should be able to get Ingram 100 yards today.

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Who else added “and rape” to every sentence on the Baylor ad?

Guilty.

1 minute ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

He's not moving it at all. He done for a while.

I’m really hoping that’s not true. 

No shit.  He’s vying to top Dawson’s kick in ‘95 against VA.  
And he could very well end up with a career mirroring Dawson’s. 
I was dating a chick back then that graduated from UV. She was talking shit when she left to go do something at her office after Garcia hit that 56-yd FG to take the lead with 3 minutes to go. I thoroughly enjoyed calling her after Dawson hit that kick into the wind to let her know what happened. /csb
1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Can anyone give us latecomers an update on why Ehlinger isn't playing?

Because you won’t stop touching yourself. 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Walker told him he has AIDS.

 

Actually, it's a shoulder injury. He's being evaluated at halftime, but I doubt he plays today. 

Thanks

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Walker told him he has AIDS.

 

Actually, it's a shoulder injury. He's being evaluated at halftime, but I doubt he plays today. 

damn it. hate when that happens

2 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

For not playing a fucking snap this entire year and coming in ice cold Shane is doing just fine.

Keeping us afloat? Sure. Doing just fine? No. He doesn't look good. I still have no idea why we are so hell bent on passing on 1st down. Run the fucking ball down their throats and wear them down. Their run defense is atrocious. And Shane is coming off the bench cold. Quit slinging it around so much.

Ingram  7.0 YPC   stats tell me to keep feeding him  the texas coaching tree me in says hes done enough time  to rest. 

 

heres to hoping the USC texas 3rd qtr comes out 

7 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

where is ron franklin at these days?

He's working on a degree at baylor

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Baylor still has a team of non-disciplined Briles-era thugs. As long as they no longer rape I guess...our O line is wearing down their front 4. Should be able to get Ingram 100 yards today.

I'm happy the Longhorns are able to advance the ball on their personal foul penalties.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Ingram  7.0 YPC   stats tell me to keep feeding him  the texas coaching tree me in says hes done enough time  to rest. 

 

heres to hoping the USC texas 3rd qtr comes out 

Shane playing outstanding despite the shitty playcalling/hermans attempt to throw the game

Shane 9 of 19 for 109. Not really impressive.

 

He's playing much worse than the stat line. He hasn't been helped by coaches but still.

 

2nd half - Run, run, run. Give Shane some easy throws to boost confidence, because he may be needed for a couple games. If up more than 3 TDs with

 

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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

And he said "to give Baylor the lead". This whole broadcast is amateur hour.

Don't forget the sideline dope.

"Everybody here is wondering what happened to Sam."

Stare in camera. End.

Wtf? Sideline reporter is supposed to tell us idiot.

2 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:


All the calls going our way. We got lucky on a number of plays. Need to krank it up in the second half.

They have been lucky too with those fumbles. Could be a 20+ point game right now.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Ingram  7.0 YPC   stats tell me to keep feeding him  the texas coaching tree me in says hes done enough time  to rest. 

 

heres to hoping the USC texas 3rd qtr comes out 

I have no idea why we are not running the ball down their throats with Ingram. Quit passing so much on 1st down.

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Washington down big. Should move up to 8 if we can hold on.

lol nevermind that highlight was outdated. Tied at half.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Shane playing outstanding despite the shitty playcalling/hermans attempt to throw the game

You drunk?

Baylors D is teeing off on shane because we arent doing anything except for 5 second developing runs and drop back hail marys

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I have no idea why we are not running the ball down their throats with Ingram. Quit passing so much on 1st down.

Trickeration and whatnot.  

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I have no idea why we are not running the ball down their throats with Ingram. Quit passing so much on 1st down.

feed feed feed,  then a quick rb screen pass to back them off then LJH coming in and bringing the hate all the way down the field 

Just now, FizzleFish said:

They have been lucky too with those fumbles. Could be a 20+ point game right now.

And the early whistle on a lateral.

3 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:


All the calls going our way. 

The fuck game are you watching? 

Just now, FizzleFish said:

They have been lucky too with those fumbles. Could be a 20+ point game right now.

But then you had Baylor drop the INT in the endzone. Dropped a TD that would have put them up 14-6. They all evened out. 

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Get up big and bring in Cameron.

That's not going to happen and you know it.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ingram should end this game with 25 carries, Watson with 20 and off of that maybe some deep balls. 

I agree

Just now, NorthLoop said:

The fuck game are you watching? 

Most of the big penalties are on them this game. I would agree with him.

Baylors D is teeing off on shane because we arent doing anything except for 5 second developing runs and drop back hail marys
This is true. He also just put in the least acurate half I've ever seen out of a D1 QB. Bad play and bad coaching aren't mutually exclusive.

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