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#5560
On 4/23/2021 at 10:25 PM, cactusflinthead said:

I am going to go see those fuckers if they show up in Texas.

Dollar says it's Austin. 

Saw them in 2018 or 2019, I dunno, I'm high a lot. They were great. Highly recommend.

#5565
15 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

My beers are all meat based you pussies

#5566
2 minutes ago, B00M said:

My beers are all meat based you pussies

Damn right, Bob Swerski.  Have another sausage infused Pilsner.  

#5567
33 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

Kumis. The Mongol Hordes thrived on it (and cannibalism). It is an acquired taste.

 

#5568
11 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Kumis. The Mongol Hordes thrived on it (and cannibalism). It is an acquired taste.

 

Rupert Isaacson’s story about traveling to Mongolia comes to mind.
Go to North Siberia. Keep going North. Don’t stop. Don’t you stop.

 

Shaman helps autistic boy control his bodily functions. Lots of fermented mare’s milk in the tale.

#5570
9 hours ago, GRHorn said:

The original tweet for reference. 


and the reply. Lol

 

Negging this post just shows how ridiculous some of y’all are. 

#5574

I think Kenyan is one of the last nationalities on her blowjob bingo atlas.  My god, what a fucking whore.  

#5575
7 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

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TFW:

I don’t think I’ve seen any photos or video where she was that happy around Donnie.  

#5578

I thought the peeing section was on Melania Trump.  Wait, which Trump is it that is into the Golden Showers thing?  

#5579
5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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It’s called the kiddie pool and is separate from the larger pool and is filled with ignorant dipshits that don’t know better than to not pee on themselves. We should send all of these people to Florida and not let them leave. 

#5583
16 minutes ago, GRHorn said:


 

Lol. This made me google knife fight to see what story I missed. I’m in awe of the self confidence people have when they tweet.  gimme 280 characters, and I can convince you a cop literally stopping a murder is in the wrong. 

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