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#8965
The Ethicist | I was called for jury duty in the Manhattan hush money trial. I can be impartial about Trump. However, I have masturbated extensively to Stormy Daniels films. Do I have to tell the judge?

 

#8968

Tony Hawk or Frank Stallone?  

It is amazing to me how much this judge is doing everything by the book except allowing Trump to tacitly threaten jurors.  In the old days, an enforcer of the accused would threaten a juror.  But Trump doesn't need to do that in this day and age.  All he has to do is drop some breadcrumbs to his minions and they do it for him and he gets to claim plausible deniability.  Somebody from this pool of 18 is not going to live to see the end ot the calendar year and it's on the Judge's hands.  

#8973

Good god, I never realized how much a young Fidel Castro looks like a younger, slimmer Ted Cruz with a different beard.  Holy shit.  So that's what his dad was doing there...

#8980
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

imagine thinking that's funny



it’s sad funny.  It makes fun of the people who think that all the protestors are just wholesome college kids supporting oppressed peoples.  

 

 

#8982
I didn’t think it was possible to make interpretive dance worse but here is “Strings for Decolonization” at Columbia University. This alone captures the intellectual seriousness of an entire movement.(See? Told you! You didn’t need the NYPD)

 

#8984
21 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:
I didn’t think it was possible to make interpretive dance worse but here is “Strings for Decolonization” at Columbia University. This alone captures the intellectual seriousness of an entire movement.(See? Told you! You didn’t need the NYPD)

 

$68k a year for tuition folks.....

#8985
4 minutes ago, freyguy said:

$68k a year for tuition folks.....

For a tent?!?!?

(spits out watermelon seeds), "Well that price does include scenery and wildlife fun..."

Why do you need my address?  

#8986
57 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

For a tent?!?!?

(spits out watermelon seeds), "Well that price does include scenery and wildlife fun..."

Why do you need my address?  

 

Fund.  It’s for the wildlife fund.   
 

 

#8987

I swore all these years he says, "That price does include scenery and wildlife FUN."  Not fund.  I'll check the mailer I got from him.  

#8988
AI Assisted Parody. Here’s #PuppyKiller and your next Vice Presidential nominee Governor Kristi Noem registering her distaste for my fake commercial featuring Clarence Thomas as an anal suppository. Out of all my videos to date this is the only one that has inspired 3 cease and…

 

#8989
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I swore all these years he says, "That price does include scenery and wildlife FUN."  Not fund.  I'll check the mailer I got from him.  

 

I think it was one of those things where the script said "fund", but they just kept the take that they liked.  

 

 

#8990
Frat bros once again making America proud https://t.co/nwJMY3L3jb

 

#8992
12 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:
Frat bros once again making America proud https://t.co/nwJMY3L3jb

 

Community service hours for committing date rape at ASU are certainly stranger than I was expecting.  

#8995

Politics aside, and I know facts aren't your jam.  But you realize there's no such thing as "International Women's Month."  There's an "International Women's Day" and there's a "Women's History Month."  

But hey, Mother's Day is fast approaching.  So would be a good time to double-down on banning IVF, pregnancy care, family planning access, etc.  Or maybe some flowers.  Your call.  

#8996

 

 

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So would be a good time to double-down on banning IVF, pregnancy care, family planning access, etc.  Or maybe some flowers. 

 

 Speaking of facts, did you see the dick?    

 

 

 

#8997

what locker room you been loitering in, you think that's what a dick is shaped like?  

Actually if you think about it, the dark part kinda looks like the elongated hand of George Muresan doing a "Hook Em" sign.  

#8999

Dibs on "Dick Shaming" for band name and/or the mushroom salad at the Trump Presidential Library cafe

#9000
34 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Are you dick shaming that poor woman?

 

 

Why are you so obsessed with dicks? 

 

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