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#10602
57 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I've seen that one a couple times now and I still don't get it. 

I'm no poker savant, but I believe the theme is getting immediately called on your bluff like a little bitch boy.

#10603

He’s folding after going all-in and getting called. Folding.  Once an all-in is called, he must show his cards.  He has a whole lot of nothing. The Emporer has no clothes. 

#10607

The original:

this guy is killing me

 

Making it a masterpiece:

Vince Vaughn, co-star of The Swingers and lyricist for The O’Jays “Money,” was so excited to meet my daughter he didn’t even make it to the restroom to relieve himself.

 

#10610
Just now, Nuge said:

When did Vince Vaughn turn?

I'm betting he's always been a douche and finally decided he didn't need to hide it anymore. Oh well, not missing much

#10613
On 4/24/2025 at 5:35 PM, UTCzech III said:

The original:

this guy is killing me

 

Making it a masterpiece:

Vince Vaughn, co-star of The Swingers and lyricist for The O’Jays “Money,” was so excited to meet my daughter he didn’t even make it to the restroom to relieve himself.

 

Russell Wilson’s ex in background… 

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#10620
I just hope I’m alive to piss on his grave
I'm sure there will be a huge yearly budget dedicated to preventing people from pissing on his grave. It will just be another one of those costs DOGE chooses to ignore. They may even hire some of the fired NPS rangers for the jobs.
#10621
18 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I just hope I’m alive to piss on his grave

Piss hell.  I want to dump a 10 yard load of feed lot scrapings on it.  You know, to match the contents of the casket.

#10622
On 4/26/2025 at 9:10 PM, brakeman said:

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On 4/26/2025 at 9:37 PM, brakeman said:

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Yeah it’s a tweet

Jeezes, Dozing Donny can sleep through just about ANYTHING.(SOUND UP)

#10643

  

11 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

r/clevercomebacks - Where do you even start with this nonsense

 

that's what we're up against. there's gaslighting and then whatever the hell that is. not sure it has a name yet

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