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#553
Trump paid Stormy $130K. Stormy might pay Trump's attorneys $342K (currently being appealed). Trump is still out $130K, for banging a pornstar once, "art of the deal" indeed.  

Still had sex.
#563

If there was a thread about un-funny tweets and memes, EMA would so be owning it.

Also, that "by this much" is pretty fucking funny.

 

#565

Austin Voters: Are you sure raising taxes to pay for affordable housing makes housing more affordable? 

Proposition A:  Hold my beer.  

#567

Didn't realize Rutgers made a line of refrigerated biscuits.  What a prolific university!

#569

Your lack of understanding of the Rio Grande Valley is funnier than your post.  

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#572
8 minutes ago, maninblack said:

How bad does the other person have to be to lose to a dead man?

A literal pimp in the desert...no wait, that was the dead man.

#574

That acosta shit is funny.
Sniveling little prick is an attention whore bigger than trump.
Everyone would be losing their mind if a fox reporter woulda pushed away an obama intern.

#575

Obama NEVER behaved like Trump did in that press conference. Trump instigated it. On purpose.

Btw. Trump didn't pee on whores. Whores peed on Trump. Trump is into getting golden showers.

Most right wingers are into S&M. And rape.

#576
16 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

Obama NEVER behaved like Trump did in that press conference. Trump instigated it. On purpose.

Btw. Trump didn't pee on whores. Whores peed on Trump. Trump is into getting golden showers.

Most right wingers are into S&M. And rape.

When did you stop molesting children?

#577

Is that a question for Roy Moore? Or the Pope?

Children molest me. I'm an easy lay.

 

#578
Obama NEVER behaved like Trump did in that press conference. Trump instigated it. On purpose.
Btw. Trump didn't pee on whores. Whores peed on Trump. Trump is into getting golden showers.
Most right wingers are into S&M. And rape.
Psycho

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#580

American Psychos btw are exceptional psychos. We win at all the psycho competitions. USA! USA! USA! Etc.

But we're not as psycho as we used to be. We have to make American Psychos Great Again.

Remember when OJ won all those gold medals in front of Hitler. Showed him.

#581

Republicans aren't funny. 

Dilbert is as funny as you get, and Dilbert isn't funny. 

#582
6 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

Would someone PLEASE buy Chris Christie a tent dress??

#583

Still had sex.


If you’re not a gross, dumb piece of shit it is possible to have lots of consensual sex your entire life with willing women ... for free!
#584
19 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

 

Please, that is funny.

Not really. It's just a physical insult. Like making fun of Michelle Obama's butt.

Make fun of a concept. Using dead pan sarcasm. Like Dilbert does. That's as funny as you guys get.

#585

JFC, the liberals in this thread bitching about any and every post that besmirches their party. Yea some of them aren't funny, but not everything is going to land. 

Get over yourselves for one (1) goddamn thread in this forum and try to have fun with it. 

#588
On 10/31/2018 at 12:09 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I hope you have someone there to hold you when Trump gets ushered out in handcuffs.

I dont think anyone cares.  I hope you have a safe space to go to when he wins reelection.  I'm sure the university will supply coloring books and counseling for those that cant handle how their life will not change a bit as a result 

#589
15 hours ago, Agent47 said:

Obama NEVER behaved like Trump did in that press conference. Trump instigated it. On purpose.

Btw. Trump didn't pee on whores. Whores peed on Trump. Trump is into getting golden showers.

Most right wingers are into S&M. And rape.

Stop beating women.   #metoo

#590
10 minutes ago, AtticusFinch said:

I dont think anyone cares.  I hope you have a safe space to go to when he wins reelection.  I'm sure the university will supply coloring books and counseling for those that cant handle how their life will not change a bit as a result 

you're right no one cares. how stupid of me.

#591
23 minutes ago, AtticusFinch said:

Stop beating women.   #metoo

Okay lady, I'll stop beating you. 

#599
2 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Every time Agent 47 makes a post he reinforces the argument for abolishing the Department of Education.

I graduated from UT. 

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