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So I'm not the only one who referred to Ric Flair's dick as "Space Mountain?"

 

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Wonder if Disney will thank public security bureau in the city of Turpan again.

On 4/23/2021 at 10:25 PM, cactusflinthead said:

I am going to go see those fuckers if they show up in Texas.

Dollar says it's Austin. 

Saw them in 2018 or 2019, I dunno, I'm high a lot. They were great. Highly recommend.

We haven't seen this one in a while.  Posting for old time's sake:

 

The original tweet for reference. 


and the reply. Lol

 

15 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

My beers are all meat based you pussies

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

My beers are all meat based you pussies

Damn right, Bob Swerski.  Have another sausage infused Pilsner.  

33 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

The fuck is a plant based beer?  

Kumis. The Mongol Hordes thrived on it (and cannibalism). It is an acquired taste.

 

11 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Kumis. The Mongol Hordes thrived on it (and cannibalism). It is an acquired taste.

 

Rupert Isaacson’s story about traveling to Mongolia comes to mind.
Go to North Siberia. Keep going North. Don’t stop. Don’t you stop.

 

Shaman helps autistic boy control his bodily functions. Lots of fermented mare’s milk in the tale.

9 hours ago, GRHorn said:

The original tweet for reference. 


and the reply. Lol

 

Negging this post just shows how ridiculous some of y’all are. 

I think Kenyan is one of the last nationalities on her blowjob bingo atlas.  My god, what a fucking whore.  

7 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

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TFW:

I don’t think I’ve seen any photos or video where she was that happy around Donnie.  

I thought the peeing section was on Melania Trump.  Wait, which Trump is it that is into the Golden Showers thing?  

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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It’s called the kiddie pool and is separate from the larger pool and is filled with ignorant dipshits that don’t know better than to not pee on themselves. We should send all of these people to Florida and not let them leave. 

14 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I thought the peeing section was on Melania Trump.  Wait, which Trump is it that is into the Golden Showers thing?  

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16 minutes ago, GRHorn said:


 

Lol. This made me google knife fight to see what story I missed. I’m in awe of the self confidence people have when they tweet.  gimme 280 characters, and I can convince you a cop literally stopping a murder is in the wrong. 

11 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Horrifying?.......Not really.

Stupid? ...... Fucking YES !

 

Another great post from GRU.  Got any ideas about Melania?

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Another great post from GRU.  Got any ideas about Melania?

I don't know. Did she enslave prisoners to fight fires?

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