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#5666
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

They had better know how to shoot, if they want to hunt down somebody to mate with them.

 

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

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Hell yeah.

#5667

3 of those young women will be teen moms and armed to the teeth well before they are legally permitted to buy beer. 

#5668
3 of those young women will be teen moms and armed to the teeth well before they are legally permitted to buy beer. 

A life of twins and pestering Earl Jr. not to forget the store-brand hamburger helper awaits.
#5671
Just now, wildcat09 said:

Anyone else find this to be beyond depressing?

solid parenting

#stop the steal.

#5672
5 minutes ago, brakeman said:

solid parenting

#stop the steal.

You know there is somebody who had to drive those girls to the gun shop. c'mon merica. 

"Where are we going Daddy?"

 

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#5673
51 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Anyone else find this to be beyond depressing?

Praise be!  Gilead is just around the corner. 

#5674
25 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Praise be!  Gilead is just around the corner. 

Oh no, see...the government can't oppress them because they'll bear arms to stop the movement. 

Oh wait, they're enslaving each other...so it's cool.  No harm, same team.  Drop your weapons ladies.  

If we're half smart about this, we can get the MAQA nation to go to war with itself and save us all a lot of trouble.  

#5675
23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Oh no, see...the government can't oppress them because they'll bear arms to stop the movement. 

Oh wait, they're enslaving each other...so it's cool.  No harm, same team.  Drop your weapons ladies.  

If we're half smart about this, we can get the MAQA nation to go to war with itself and save us all a lot of trouble.  

There's a bit in Tolkien about this, when the orcs are having a go at each other. "These maggot folk" will drop their quarrels in a heartbeat if there's libs to be owned.

#5676
52 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Praise be!  Gilead is just around the corner. 

Tenagra, when the walls fell.

#5678

Then, Howie survive?

#5679
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Shaka, when the walls fell, dude.

Darmok and Jalad were at Tenagra.

Well, shit.

#5680

Shaka, when the walls fell, dude.

Darmok and Jalad were at Tenagra.

Polk Jalad Annie. Gator got your grannie...
#5685
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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I tried searching for "I don't get it" and those two came up, so there you go

A lot of people on Twitter had fun with this picture today 

 

 

#5686
48 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

A lot of people on Twitter had fun with this picture today 

 

 

There's only one definitive film or documentary series about Oklahoma:

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#5690

How thick can you get? Infrastructure breaks cause a gasoline shortage, so let's blame the guy who wants us to fix our infrastructure. Stupid beyond belief.

#5691

the ransomware attack on the pipeline was sent into motion during the Trump administration just as the September 11th attack was developed under the nose of Clinton's DOJ.  The truly evil take their time and have no problem doing it.  

#5696
On 5/11/2021 at 6:41 AM, Lobo said:

3 of those young women will be teen moms and armed to the teeth well before they are legally permitted to buy beer. 

That's a huge underestimation. I'd wager that at least 3 of them are currently moms or pregnant (or will be immediately after this prom). All five will have multiple kids by age 21, and half will be divorced.

#5697
11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Okay, that’s funny.  

Is it? could we see even more hate crime?

I agree it gave me a little chuckle . 

but beating foreigners

"not white people" is not the answer.

 

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