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Can't perform an abortion if there's no power to the clinic.  Abbott playing 4-D chess while you fucker's fumbling around with the checker pieces. 

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Can't perform an abortion if there's no power to the clinic.  Abbott playing 4-D chess while you fucker's fumbling around with the checker pieces. 

King me!

What if I'm the kind of person that always brings in a cart with me & specifically goes for the loose ones that are left in a bad spot for a handicapped parking space?

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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and that's all.

On 5/17/2021 at 9:29 PM, Lobo said:

You must have been a smash on the Borscht Belt. 

In Isreal.

6 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Now do it with "terrorists" 

still funny to me even though he's having a TIA in real time:

https://www.indy100.com/video/news/trump-appears-to-say-i-love-everybody-during-white-house-briefing-fpOwkfNb

I can never find the one that came out almost precisely a year ago.  It was Trump welcoming myriad Pharma CEO's to the Rose Garden.  And he tries to say both their surnames and the names of the companies they represent and it comes out sounding like Marlee Matlin trying to riff her way to a gold medal at Hip Hop open mic night. 

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r/pics - A Marine holds the door as Gianna Floyd, the daughter of George Floyd, walks into the White House.

A Marine holds the door as Gianna Floyd, the daughter of George Floyd, walks into the White House.

*roll call

...However this kinda does fit their role these days.

^ ^

That may very well be the smartest thing you've ever posted in this thread.

On 5/27/2021 at 4:14 AM, Willfully Horn said:

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Seems a little unorthodox. 

8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

^ ^

That may very well be the smartest thing you've ever posted in this thread.

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