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He's gonna ship all the guns to nursing facilities and let a bunch of 90yo men feel virile again?  

Most of the chronically Low-T guys I know in Texas usually get guns or convertibles when this happens to them, so it could work.  

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10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Holy shit this thread is the opposite of funny lately.

Uh, I believe that the smiley face is laughing so hard he’s crying. 

Put aside your partisan politics for just a moment and it is funny. If you can laugh and poke fun of Trump for saying kofaffe or whatever the hell it was that he said, you can laugh at Biden getting lost any time he looks away from the teleprompter. It’s ok. Just because you laugh at Biden it doesn’t mean you lose your liberal card and will start voting Republican.  

I know funny.  It's not funny.  He's got a stutter.  A stutter is not, nor has it ever been, indicative of cognitive declination.  It also violates the only rule of comedy...if the person can't help it...it's not funny.  If the person is voluntarily stupid or fat, call them a retarded worthless tub of shit.  If the person actually has down's syndrome, then calling them retarded isn't funny...it's cruel.  There are 100 things to make fun of Joe Biden about, his speech isn't one of them.  nobody wants to get into a speech analysis of Trump---it's the saddest thing in America since New Coke.  

It's like child molestation.  You can't make fun of the victim.  There's no joke in there, anywhere.  But you can insult the person who molested them.  Which is the reason why I never make jokes at Ivanka's expenses.  "It's not your fault!"  

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You and I both have a sensitivity for stuttering and in no way am I mocking stuttering. Losing your place on the teleprompter when you look away has absolutely nothing to do with stuttering. Nothing.

You and I both have a sensitivity for stuttering and in no way am I mocking stuttering. Losing your place on the teleprompter when you look away has absolutely nothing to do with stuttering. Nothing.

What if Ken is coming to kill you?

Don't call him stupid! 

50 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

 

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4 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

 

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you know how long I have been trying to conjure that gif? what search string did you use?

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you know how long I have been trying to conjure that gif? what search string did you use?

Dude. Yarn.co has almost every quote from every movie ever. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Dude. Yarn.co has almost every quote from every movie ever. 

I meant using the embedded gif search on this site.

On 7/13/2021 at 8:19 AM, GRHorn said:

 

Swing and a miss.  The count on this page is 1-1.  The Cuomo meme was actually funny.  

12 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

Strike two.

On 7/13/2021 at 8:27 AM, GRHorn said:

 

Strike 3.  Go grab some pine.

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Strike 3.  Go grab some pine.

What about this one?

 

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

What about this one?

 

This strikes me as an attempt to paint the "Biden economy" as inflationary.  

Dude, c'mon.  2020 went nowhere and now we're making up lost ground (you remember why, right?).  I hate to tell you this but a lot fo commodities are coming down again (lumber is a good example).   

I find it sad you want Biden to fail.  

 

 

7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

This strikes me as an attempt to paint the "Biden economy" as inflationary.  

Dude, c'mon.  2020 went nowhere and now we're making up lost ground (you remember why, right?).  I hate to tell you this but a lot fo commodities are coming down again (lumber is a good example).   

I find it sad you want Biden to fail.  

 

 

The old white guy at the computer is always funny. 

He reminds me of armybrat receiving his first rotary telephone.  

On 7/11/2021 at 11:00 PM, brakeman said:

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On 7/17/2021 at 11:27 PM, Lobo said:

He reminds me of armybrat receiving his first rotary telephone.  

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