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Just now, Bravo said:

say what?

the joe biden thread, i'm sure you know where it is.

Why are right wingers so bad at humor?  It must be their stupidity.

28 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's actually pretty great

I thought it had some depth myself. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I thought it had some depth myself. 

I reflexively chortled.

I had to check the date on the tweet. I thought it was a 2021 commentary on the African travel bans, and their "capricious" nature given the omicron cases in Europe. 

29 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Why are right wingers so bad at humor?  It must be their stupidity.

Please see exhibit A: lets go Brandon

Exhibit b: t sips

Etc

22 minutes ago, Bravo said:

See exhibit C-Z: how the left has killed comedy with political correctness/wokeness. That is a fact.

Texags is that way ---->

1 hour ago, Bravo said:

See exhibit C-Z: how the left has killed comedy with political correctness/wokeness. That is a fact.

i too miss that time in the 80s you could just chant "fuck the president" and it was considered the height of comedy

that lachlan markay tweet, now that's actually funny

On 12/2/2021 at 5:24 PM, elfenix said:

i too miss that time in the 80s you could just chant "fuck the president" and it was considered the height of comedy

that lachlan markay tweet, now that's actually funny

Love the really sad arrow. 

On 12/2/2021 at 10:21 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's fake, btw

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really fucking great

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See exhibit C-Z: how the left has killed comedy with political correctness/wokeness. That is a fact.
No kidding, I must have gone a whole 20 minutes earlier today without something funny coming on television, or Netflix, or Hulu, or a podcast.
10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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chuckles aside, that right there is why the GOP will never be taken seriously again.

10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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A) that is funny

B) wtf is wrong with GOP Teens

Apparently they formed a new channel after being Glock-Blocked by GOP, #GOPteens is now under the exclusive server domicile of Matt Gaetz.  

Did not see that coming.  But she did.

Was to me since Biden bought the Jussie fake race baiting story hook, line and sinker. I'd assume since you voted for him not funny though. 
Not funny because I have a sense of humor. My vote has nothing to with my ability to laugh at Joe Biden. A lot of people bought into the bullshit early on. Biden took as an opportunity to make a pretty milquetoast statement against homophobia... so... funny?
22 hours ago, Bravo said:

Maybe he is talking about the buds on "the corner"? 🤣

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What is all this Nancy Reagan/GOAT shit popping up today all of a sudden?  

Okay.  Kinda weird that suddenly, there's all these 60+ year old rumors she performed oral sex on men at soundstages.  Didn't come out when was First Lady, after Ronnie died, after she died.  But now?  When clearly there is a huge contender for Former First Lady with most cock-sucking experience.  Now the prize is up for grabs, archivists are digging into the stat books?  Not saying Nancy didn't play the field back in the day, but there is absolutely no question which Former First Lady has had the most cocks in her mouth (both at once and in career aggregate).  It's not even close.  But kudos to the sportswriters for trying to compare GOAT's across eras, never an easy task.  The game was just different.  

On 12/8/2021 at 11:17 AM, Biff Tannen said:

A) that is funny

B) wtf is wrong with GOP Teens

parroty account.

22 hours ago, Lobo said:

When clearly there is a huge contender for Former First Lady with most cock-sucking experience

-  Eleanor Roosevelt?

On 12/13/2021 at 4:20 PM, Lobo said:

When clearly there is a huge contender for Former First Lady with most cock-sucking experience.

 

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YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE, YOU HEAR ME?!?!? 

i mean, i'm glad she didn't.  but you get the idea.

14 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

James Buchanan?

Nttawwt

Buchanan still holds the dubious honor of being the last Democrat to succeed another living Democrat into the Oval Office (Pierce hands over to James in 1857, 164 years ago).  He was also a closeted gay man who was a staunch pro-slavery advocate.  A truly one-issue voter, a Log Cabin Democrat...if you will.  

He likely is among the Top 5 or so with regard to First Ladies and fellatio numbers.  Between the death of his beloved Ms. Coleman and his reported celibacy while in Office, I'm sure he dialed it back a bit.  

I guess there should be a Mount Rushmore of Oval Oral.  I guess he should be on it.  Maybe Nancy.  Not sure who the third would be, but there is only one true champion.

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I was going to post that to the demagoguery thread, but they're riled up enough as it is over an insult directed at PP. 

 

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On 12/2/2021 at 5:41 PM, Bravo said:

See exhibit C-Z: how the left has killed comedy with political correctness/wokeness. That is a fact.

Please provide said exhibits..

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