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8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what a whiney bitch. I swear people will get bent about anything

Yeah, especially about this joke. 

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what a whiney bitch. I swear people will get bent about anything

Yeah, especially about this joke. 

On 4/5/2022 at 11:15 AM, TexasMan said:

I think this was supposed to be serious but I laughed 

 

 

 

 

Officer and Gentlemen refers to OTS candidates/graduates in the actual U.S. Armed Forces.  The Corps of Cadets is not any of that, it's not ROTC, it's not anything.  Get that through your fat wife's FUPA, Howard Steele.  Your son is just a big a joke as your cunt wife's FUPA.  Fuck you and your whole fucking shitheap of a family.  If he ends taking a commission after graduation, then god bless him and be very, very proud.  Short of that, he's just another fucking Aggie with a bag of cosplay.  Fuck you and your whole homeschooled cunt of a brood.  

On 4/3/2022 at 11:28 PM, brakeman said:

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Holy shit.  Great catch. 

And fitting, just like Trump at the Foreign Correspondent's dinner when Obama was president. 

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

those stickers are mentioned everywhere.   i drive a tesla, and i live in austin, so i've never seen a single one.

Really?  Maybe check a few other pumps the next time you fill up your Tesla at the gas station.

1 hour ago, TotallyLegit said:

 

Donald Trump literally raped my Aunt.  But this is hilarious. 

2 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

 

 

The irony of the meme is funnier than the meme itself

5 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

 

 

The funny part is Matt Gaetz is the one in that clip most likely an actual sex offender.  

20 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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Bought a couple of dozen of these to plaster over all the Biden stickers in my area. 

On 4/11/2022 at 7:00 PM, TotallyLegit said:

 

This almost feels like two videos spliced together.  The deSantis part is perfect.  The shuffling dancers would be funny had any of these people other than Clinton ever had credible allegations brought against them.  So it's not.

Oakland is out there showing the rest of the U.S. and Canada, how to get shit done!

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