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3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

wut

This.

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Lower Left photo...Penn & Teller look like shit since they've left Las Vegas.  Same goes for me. 

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

 

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after penis drawings were discovered drawn on a high-tech mapping interface inside the nuclear-powered B-52's cockpit.

Oh come on!

That would explain why the Stoops boys left coaching to enlist in the Air Force.  

19 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

That was just odd, not so much funny.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was just odd, not so much funny.

which defines a lot of trumpkin humor.

which defines a lot of trumpkin humor.

It really is a curious thing. I’ve laughed at politicians of every persuasion. But the modern Trumpkin/“conservative” efforts at humor are just...odd and awkward. They’re just not funny. And it’s like watching that guy you knew, who could never tell a joke, try one more time and fail, to awkward silence.
5 hours ago, maninblack said:

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That’s a pretty decent joke, but I’ll say I’ve never agreed with the premise.  Not only is Michelle not mannish, but she is pretty hot, especially on the First Lady scale.  I feel like realistically she couldn’t be worse than 3rd all time with Jackie and Melania.  

19 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That’s a pretty decent joke, but I’ll say I’ve never agreed with the premise.  Not only is Michelle not mannish, but she is pretty hot, especially on the First Lady scale.  I feel like realistically she couldn’t be worse than 3rd all time with Jackie and Melania.  

Melanie has had Trump’s dick in her.  She’s going to be looking at her watch the whole time.  Lots of style points lost because of that   

Michelle is much better than Melania.  

3 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That’s a pretty decent joke, but I’ll say I’ve never agreed with the premise.  Not only is Michelle not mannish, but she is pretty hot, especially on the First Lady scale.  I feel like realistically she couldn’t be worse than 3rd all time with Jackie and Melania.  

Yeah....I never really understood that particular criticism.  I caught a few mins of Michelle on Colbert the other night, and she was looking mighty fine.  She typically looks like a class act, and she's a damned attractive woman for her age.  It wasn't even her best outfit (it actually made her look bigger than she is), and she still looked good.  I mean, yeah, seen hotter on campus and all that, but for a woman of her age, not bad at all.

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I actually think Michelle Obama is more attractive than Melania.

Melania has had too much plastic surgery. Plus all those years with Trump have made her uglier.

Plus, Michelle has a banging body.

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I've never thought Michelle O was pretty, too much of a "man face" for my taste.  But I never thought she was a dude, either.  Beauty's in the eye and all that. 

On 11/28/2018 at 9:26 AM, maninblack said:

#woke

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On 11/28/2018 at 9:37 AM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

wut

 

On 11/28/2018 at 9:40 AM, tigol said:

This.

 

On 11/28/2018 at 9:48 AM, Parliament said:

1234

 

On 11/28/2018 at 10:00 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Username checks out, I suppose. 

 

On 11/28/2018 at 4:06 PM, workswithseed said:

Holy shit that's funny

Was this about the Dwight Howard stuff? 

So....what I get from this is....there's a speaker slot that's opened up....

58 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

is it a robot sloot? 

 

Fify.

This can’t be real...

It is. 

Man, I can only guess at what it was like sitting around that conference table and everyone nodded, "Mm-hmm, yeah.  This is game changing.  We're doing something here."

 

29 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Man, I can only guess at what it was like sitting around that conference table and everyone nodded, "Mm-hmm, yeah.  This is game changing.  We're doing something here."

Imagine they are all characters in a South Park episode.  

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