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Cheer Up, Santos!  There’s five guys hot meat downstairs.  
actually, best I can offer you is a cheeseburger and extradition to Brazil. 

With all the M&M shit this guy has outed himself as a parody no?

 

 

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Really, who negs the meme thread. What a dipshit. 

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Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
 

Fuck you, Matt Sclapp, you cess-fap.

No it's like shitting your pants and liking the smell.
It's like shitting your pants and being happy that ther person next to you has to smell it.

obligatory best standup routine regarding the Bill of Rights:  Skip to 4:00m mark:

 

There were two other threads near the top that I could have posted this in, but I’ll just post it here.

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Another thread for a another time...but I find myself hearing more and more Red State v. Blue State shit again.  And for some, it's veiled threats for Civil War, for others it's just a proxy for values or norms.  Still others, it's about a literal and mathematical finagling of our electoral process as laid out for lo these many states.  And yeah, part of that's true.  

But it's WAY THE FUCk more than an urban/suburban v. exurban/rural dynamic at play here.  

Nevada and Vermont are so much more interconnected than I ever realized and I'm not just talking about what Bernie and I did at the Sands.

Another Tex-ivus Miracle!

I live in the most energy abundant state in human history, pay for property taxes more than the entire value of the home I was born in.  Have created dozens of jobs.  Paid hundreds of thousands more in fees, tolls, surcharges, convenience costs, etc.

 and I spend much of my day driving on shitty highways while worrying about water, my daughter being in mass shooting event, and which generator I should buy despite paying $1000 a month for electricity.  
 

but I get to own a handgun and not pay personal state income tax.  

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