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I know that's from one of the Lord of the Rings or Hobbit movies, but I have no idea why I'm associated with that other than you're up late doing some strong acid.  

But you do you man.  Fuck Mondays! 

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

I know that's from one of the Lord of the Rings or Hobbit movies, but I have no idea why I'm associated with that other than you're up late doing some strong acid.  

But you do you man.  Fuck Mondays! 

Hmmm...maybe it was Brisket that was big on thoughts and prayers sarcasm.

I think I've cracked wise about it a few times, but that may be more brisket's jam.  Now I get it, the symbol on his face is showing fraternity with the wizard dude's army like a facebook profile deal.  Yeah, only thing I visit less than Middle Earth is facebook.  

Between thegoodliars with Wayne in Houston, and Jeselnik's bit about T&P, nevermind the constant futile efforts to use them as cover for inaction...the original for me is 30+ years old:

Sol Rosenberg believes in the patriotic obligation to give all you can to those at war:

After innocent people die anywhere in the world, I find that salted, cured meats are worth 10000x more than bullshit thoughts and prayers.  

"BUT WE GOT STREET SMARTS!"  says group who has never traveled more than 50 miles from their place of birth.  It's not about the degree, it's about critical thinking and navigating long-term missions.  But yes, the gays is comin' for you guns.

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"BUT WE GOT STREET SMARTS!"  says group who has never traveled more than 50 miles from their place of birth.  It's not about the degree, it's about critical thinking and navigating long-term missions.  But yes, the gays is comin' for you guns.

Jesus flew this flag to taunt the Romans. True story! 

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and his scripture and gospel?  Yep, it's now considered Cannon!  Boom muthafucka! 

10 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

 

No doubt, by joining the SEC! SEC! SEC!, UT is aligned with the idiot states, which also happen to be the most fascist and regressive. Several years ago, UT could have been aligned with more educated states, such as California, which has companies with names on actual Austin skyscrapers and factories (Facebook, Google, Apple, Tesla). But that economic powerhouse is too liberal for UT's BMDs and BOR.

Might want to check your math on Tesla or have you been in a coma for the last year?

11 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

Yeah, I know Musk moved Tesla HQ to Austin. Was a California-based company, still has huge presence there. Was trying to keep my post brief.

Doesn't change my point. But thanks for your profound takedown. 

You're right. Elon is SUPER liberal.

On 3/9/2023 at 7:05 PM, BevoAbyss said:

 

Several years ago, UT could have been aligned with more educated states, such as California, which has companies with names on actual Austin skyscrapers and factories (Facebook, Google, Apple, Tesla). But that economic powerhouse is too liberal for UT's BMDs and BOR.


It had nothing to do with the politics of the SEC states or California. It had everything to do with money, TV and otherwise.

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8 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

 

The Sword of 'Damn Cletus'?  

 

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Underage workers vs. free school meals

 

See the difference?

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