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43 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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kinda want. just so I can drop that exact joke on unsuspecting friends

I think Neika is selling that same clock in the for sale forum. 

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Well, that is literally what that means. Come and take it!!!

The Ancient Greeks were very well known for their adamant support of firearms.  I think we all remember Athena, Goddess of the Hunt.  Jeff, the God of Biscuits.  And Dwayne, the God of AR rifles.  I believe his chant is "IT StANDS FOR ARMALITE, dammiT!"  

between them and the 3%'ers, who has a smaller dick?

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Be careful, it's hard to unsee.

Is that brown thing at the top of the stairs the thing Indiana Jones tried to steal at the start of "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?  

Donald...you throw me the idol...I throw you the pardon!  Adios, senor! 

So the day pornstar Stormy Daniels might bring down FoxNews, Rupert marries pornstar Brandi Love.  

Nope, no simulation here.  Move along...

Beer?  The man gets arrested/booked/arraigned/indicted and you think we're gonna indulge in some beers? 

I'm gonna snort lightning and gummy thunder.  My blood type is gonna be bourbon and coke, and I don't mean the soft drink.  Smoke 'em if you got 'em, see you fuckers on the ground! 

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guess I'll be the one: what is that? I don't recognize it (the country/state, not the meme)

55 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

France. 

thanks. I guess I have never seen it without its geographic context. see it now

It's ok. We are Americans.

 

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systemic dumbness is what we do.

26 minutes ago, brakeman said:

It's ok. We are Americans.

 

"War is God's way of teaching us geography" (George Carlin, or so I've heard)

On 2/16/2023 at 12:30 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

W choked on a pretzel. Of course he did

I don’t know who is running the National Park Service Twitter account but it’s pretty funny 

 

Republican leaders on trying to decide what will resonate with their dipshit voters.

 

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4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Republican leaders on trying to decide what will resonate with their dipshit voters.

 

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[GQP logic] but most with no health insurance, can't read and have mental illness are the same people.  plus 1 getting shot shot just reduces that total and drain on the taxpayers  [/GQP logic]

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