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18 hours ago, Mullet Free said:

 

Imma give it pos rep, despite the poster, because of the hat.  I don't get this fucking hat trend.  When that hat store opened up on Barton Springs Road a few years back, I thought, "even hipster dudes only buy 1 hat every few years...no way they make it."  I did not see the women buying 4 fashion hats per season coming.  They're killing it over there.  And yes, "Blessed."  

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19 hours ago, Mullet Free said:

 

Nah, we're giving out FREE electric vehicles to the poors.  The 200% tax on cryto will pay for it.

 

 

On 5/23/2023 at 3:49 PM, Mullet Free said:

 

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Imma give it pos rep, despite the poster, because of the hat.  I don't get this fucking hat trend.  When that hat store opened up on Barton Springs Road a few years back, I thought, "even hipster dudes only buy 1 hat every few years...no way they make it."  I did not see the women buying 4 fashion hats per season coming.  They're killing it over there.  And yes, "Blessed."  

I don’t even know what those big felt flat brim hats are called. My wife and I just call them “Instagram hats,” because they apparently compel the wearer, 90% of whom are named some spelling of “Ashley,” to take 1,000 selfies for her Instagram page wearing that goddamned hat.

Yeah, it was a brilliant business model.  Somebody just suggested, "Oh no, you can't buy one.  You have to buy four at a time, otherwise we can't sell to you.  And some gal said okay and here we are.  Penniless and insane.  While Big Felt is awash in cash and marketing prowess.  I missed out so much fucking money by having a sense of ethics and limited visors.  

That would make a great alcoholic energy drink.

4FLORIDA, NOW WITH 4x THE FLORIDA!  

Florida man is obviously drinking some insane concoction of booze and caffeine.  May as well package it and make a few $.

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14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I don’t even know what those big felt flat brim hats are called. My wife and I just call them “Instagram hats,” because they apparently compel the wearer, 90% of whom are named some spelling of “Ashley,” to take 1,000 selfies for her Instagram page wearing that goddamned hat.

 

was gonna put this in the lol pic thread, but too many people would probably get butthurt
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Sounds like a divine date rape going on then.

51 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

was gonna put this in the lol pic thread, but too many people would probably get butthurt
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Ummm... God didn't even raise His own kid.

1 hour ago, NWBuck said:

Ummm... God didn't even raise His own kid.

I dunno about that.  He showed up at the end when his son got all famous.  Like a dad who suddenly reappears in his son's life when he declares early for the draft.

Easy Choice. I'm backing the blue and red and having food available to the brave men and women that put out the fire and investigate this horrible tragedy.

Put a little mustard on it, I believe they call that "dogging"  or docking.  Not sure, soft g

 

 

   

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