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Your “lol” photos are akin to someone’s fwd fwd fwd from their grandparents

Why happyfunball does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know happyfunball, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it.

credit to Rodney Dangerfield ...

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Damn, Junior is plumping up.

Going to be 239 pounds like daddy pretty soon.

^ The Republicans have found a new target.

Don't think that they're going to win this battle. Making someone who is smart look stupid is much more difficult than fighting to make a complete moron look smart.

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5 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

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To be fair, most gay men just want to buttfuck one person at a time, in a consensual relationship.  The current crop of conservatives wants to buttfuck the entire country, whether we want it or not.  So, it's kinda worse.  Especially if you don't want anything up your butt.

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Need to find out where to buy these patches.  

 

 


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We as a society have come to the point that the leaders of a branch of government are using giant print outs of tweets from the president instead of charts or graphs when presenting information to the public.

Who are we?

6 hours ago, Napoleon said:

^ The Republicans have found a new target.

Don't think that they're going to win this battle. Making someone who is smart look stupid is much more difficult than fighting to make a complete moron look smart.

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If you think someone who thought the House, the Senate, and the President were the three branches of government is smart I would caution you against throwing the word moron around.

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^ That one did have me laughing.

As did this one...

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6 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

If you think someone who thought the House, the Senate, and the President were the three branches of government is smart I would caution you against throwing the word moron around.

She didn't think that. She said the word Congress instead of Govt. Everything else she was saying clarified her point. 

She's a lot fucking smarter than you are. Pull up ANY fucking YouTube of hers, she's a fucking brainiac. And you're a hack.

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Look. I edited the above because I wrote the word if instead of "of". 

I must not know the difference and i am stupid! Although I wrote of correctly in this post. But yo be honest I typed if twice instead if of Bd I just did it sgyaun and look errurs!!!!

Pence must have thought that he was in the Oral Office.

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Do you actually think the stuff you post in this thread is funny? Or are you doing a bit?

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Do you actually think the stuff you post in this thread is funny? Or are you doing a bit?

That is pretty much what the far right thinks is funny while the rest of us don't.

 

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Do you actually think the stuff you post in this thread is funny? Or are you doing a bit?

You just don't like things making fun of your dumb ass team.

It has nothing to do with team, you humorless fuckwaffle.

 

Plenty of other posters have posted funny stuff aimed at my “team” (whatever the fuck you assume that to be).

 

But you consistently post stuff that’s not only not funny, you actually choose to post things that have negative humorous value.

 

And it’s not that the stuff you post is even offensive or gross - it’s just like stuff that’s the product of a poorly made robot’s attempt to mimic human comedy.

 

I’m not mad about it. I’m genuinely confused, curious, and frankly concerned that anyone with an IQ above room temperature finds any of the things you post in this thread even slightly funny.

 

That’s why I asked if you were doing a bit - that I could at least understand.

 

Finding the garbage you post in this thread funny? Not even close to understanding.

 

On 12/14/2018 at 7:43 PM, Bama Chick said:

Do you actually think the stuff you post in this thread is funny? Or are you doing a bit?

Maybe someone needs their irony meter recalibrated.  The title of the thread includes the word satirical, which is exactly what that tweet is.

Imagine being this person

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

It has nothing to do with team, you humorless fuckwaffle.

 

Plenty of other posters have posted funny stuff aimed at my “team” (whatever the fuck you assume that to be).

 

But you consistently post stuff that’s not only not funny, you actually choose to post things that have negative humorous value.

 

And it’s not that the stuff you post is even offensive or gross - it’s just like stuff that’s the product of a poorly made robot’s attempt to mimic human comedy.

 

I’m not mad about it. I’m genuinely confused, curious, and frankly concerned that anyone with an IQ above room temperature finds any of the things you post in this thread even slightly funny.

 

That’s why I asked if you were doing a bit - that I could at least understand.

 

Finding the garbage you post in this thread funny? Not even close to understanding.

 

 

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