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#8605
5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good, I hope their heads collectively explode. worldwide IQ will go up bigly

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#8606

 

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

Roasted by Community notes!

#8608

Well Twitter has removed the community notes.    Here it was

 

 

The community note on the David Brooks airport burger/booze tweet:

 

#8609
4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

just nothing but fake outrage, 24/7. it's so tiring

NYT, NBC, NPR, and PBS reporter. What did you expect exactly? Manufactured outrage makes up a large portion of the offering. 

#8612

 

Thanks Joe Biden

 

#8613
"I can't believe I had to spend $30 at the grocery store just to make bologna sandwiches. Thanks, Obama!"

 

 

 

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#8615

Brooks getting roasted by the restaurant in Newark Airport 

 

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#8620
22 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Wonder how the 1911 Smoke house burger compares to the deconstructed burger at Trump Doral?
 

cc @Bozo_Casanova

i thought that was just a surlyism

#8621

 

Raise your hand if you've visited the pyramids.  THE REAL ONES.  THE COLD ONES, LIKE FUCKING PYRAMID OF BUD ICE.

Yeah, that's what I figured.  Buncha pikers and $30,000 millionaires with fake Rolexes and leased BMWs in here.

You can see the North Pole continent in most old maps, along with Tartaria before it was removed in the 17th century.In 2016, three pyramids were discovered in Antarctica. The pyramids measured over 1,220 meters (4,000 ft.) tall, making them about 10 times the height of the…
#8622
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Am I missing something or wasn't that the entire joke that Brooks was running?

/Cosmo Oh, you're missing something all right /Kramer

 

#8623
Just now, Bullneck said:

/Cosmo Oh, you're missing something all right /Kramer

 

Yeah, I don't think that I am the one missing something here. 

I know many of you think Biden is too old, but I’d vote for a 100-year-old who could keep delivering the economic results we’re seeing. https://t.co/T4WrfVxALX

 

#8624
8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

/Cosmo Oh, you're missing something all right /Kramer

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

/Cosmo Oh, you're missing something all right /Kramer

 

 

 

#8625
18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Raise your hand if you've visited the pyramids.  THE REAL ONES.  THE COLD ONES, LIKE FUCKING PYRAMID OF BUD ICE.

Yeah, that's what I figured.  Buncha pikers and $30,000 millionaires with fake Rolexes and leased BMWs in here.

You can see the North Pole continent in most old maps, along with Tartaria before it was removed in the 17th century.In 2016, three pyramids were discovered in Antarctica. The pyramids measured over 1,220 meters (4,000 ft.) tall, making them about 10 times the height of the…

I have no idea what is going on with this tweet or the comments. Absolute lunacy. 

#8627
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I have no idea what is going on with this tweet or the comments. Absolute lunacy. 

Well you see Bilbo baggins traveled from the north pole continent to the pyramids in Antarctica, and when he threw his ring at the pyramid Tartaria was removed.

Now this happened in the 17th century, not too long ago, because as you well know the earth is only 6000 years old.

His rants about chemtrails are nuts though.

#8629
10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I have no idea what is going on with this tweet or the comments. Absolute lunacy. 


The best part was folks saying oil is a mineral. 

Oh, really?  Is it a solid?  Does it have a crystalline structure? 

We are fucked.

#8630
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I have no idea what is going on with this tweet or the comments. Absolute lunacy. 

 

11 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Yeah, just went down that rabbit hole reading the tweets and replies.  W T F

That what Earth theory?

These maps could also be indicative of the expanding earth theory. These old maps give no measure for overall size.

 

#8631
In this Ohio town, it was a tradition: early mass, softball game in the park, then over to the airport for burgers, fries, and double scotch rocks. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

 

#8632
13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

 

 

My wife just sent me an article about this. Brooks is such a tit lol.

#8633
2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

That what Earth theory?

These maps could also be indicative of the expanding earth theory. These old maps give no measure for overall size.

 

Please god let that be a troll.

#8636
Self Portrait, by Alice Neel, 1980 https://t.co/hExOfE7Oi3

 

#8639

 

The final vote saw 21 Republicans voting to kill the bill.Mood

 

 

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