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Why not give the silhouette two dicks and let Trump jerk 'em off to a YMCA song at his next rally, with no hint of irony?  

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That might just give him the edge he needs.  

 

He’s probably into edging considering the edge is the extent of his dick.  

what was cut out of that cartoon? seems like it said something else and someone edited it. weak.

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I'm sorry your honor, I'm Stephanie Clifford.  "Tits McGee" has the night off.  

Well obviously I'd bet on the Lobster that doesn't have it's claws/pincers bound by rubber-bands.  

Shit, there's  a severed toe due to rubber band abuse by MTG as a child on the beach joke in here somewhere.  Dammit.  Group huddle........

President Hoover, "I, State your Name.  With liberty and fraternity for all..." /animalhouse  

President Hoover, "I, State your Name.  With liberty and fraternity for all..." /animalhouse  

Exact vibe I got. And I’d vote for a dude from Delta house.

I thought you were pre-med?  

20 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

A still image from his next video:

 

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On 5/11/2024 at 3:31 AM, PRONG HORN said:

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We obviously don't know one another IRL, but I think you're probably smart enough to understand the difference.  Some smart kids who were/are undocumented got into some public colleges and very well likely improved the overall community, job market, and academic prowess based on merit and hustle.  Some other people committed massive financial fraud.  I do more work in higher ed in a week than you'll do your entire life.  For once, just sit back and enjoy the twisted irony.  The "pull yourselves up by your bootstraps" brown people actually did just that and our economy is better off because of it.  And the white, entitled, financial criminals got caught.  Extra bonus-they may be some "Caged Heat" Aunt Becky porn out there we can illegally download soon.  

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

false. trump doesn't drink. another lie

I respect his life choice.  I'm not to judge addiction---but come on...I'd rather that dude trade a few beers for what is obviously a clear and present addiction to massive amounts of pharmaceutical drugs.  

There are days where I don't know if I'm better off drunk or sober.  But then, I don't have a chance to be in control of a nuclear arsenal again.  At this point, I really don't know if he's better on or off his meds.  He's clearly bat-shit insane and in cognitive decline.  But part of me thinks, he didn't throw everything into even more chaos from 2017 on because he was being more medicated/sedated than usual...without him knowing.  

On 5/13/2024 at 3:27 PM, YGIFS said:

Extra bonus-they may be some "Caged Heat" Aunt Becky porn out there we can illegally download soon.  

It's been on a loop in my head for years.

Yeah, your mom's been giving me loopy head for years.  Or something.  Dammit, I had this.  

14 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

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The only time I could see Trump wearing a helmet like that is if it's raining and he forgot his red hat.

I respect his life choice.  I'm not to judge addiction---but come on...I'd rather that dude trade a few beers for what is obviously a clear and present addiction to massive amounts of pharmaceutical drugs.  
There are days where I don't know if I'm better off drunk or sober.  But then, I don't have a chance to be in control of a nuclear arsenal again.  At this point, I really don't know if he's better on or off his meds.  He's clearly bat-shit insane and in cognitive decline.  But part of me thinks, he didn't throw everything into even more chaos from 2017 on because he was being more medicated/sedated than usual...without him knowing.  
His sleeping through his trial is clearly due to a medication adjustment. He couldn't shut up otherwise. Better Dotard through chemistry. *

He still sucks, but he used to too.

Pos rep for Hedberg callback.  
 

He never did much political material, but I imagine he’d have a field day with Trump 

I'll take "Bleach Blanket Bingo Blonde Bimbo" for $800, Alex.  

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