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26 minutes ago, mchookem said:

after Icono's 'the common man is really a closeted homosexual Hulk Hogan fanboi who does drugs and y'all just don't get it!!' shtick during the RNC, i'm 100% convinced he's doing a bit. it's twisted and dumb, but it's still a bit. 

You would be 100% wrong, imo. His entire "performance" makes perfect sense through the lense of his life, someone deeply unhappy and deeply repressed who's ashamed by his efforts of actually embracing himself, and instead ran towards the "forviging bace of Jesus" where he now warps that message as one of hate, and blames women (his wife who he cheated on) for all of the evil decisions he's made in his life. 

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19 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

That cartoon is a terrible example of judging someone based on things other than what the person has said about the issue themselves, and you’re a lazy dipshit for posting it.  Go read her senate bio to see how she identifies if you’re really that curious.  

Here's what the US Senate website shows.  Nothing. She isn't a senator anymore.

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Here's the White House website:

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If you have some information you yourself would like to contribute, please do.  Otherwise, shut your yap.

you really have to hand it to surly sometimes for the service it provides to its community in exposing us all to the rich culture that makes up the tapestry that is american life.

there's no way the majority of posters on here would ever, in the course of their day-to-day lives, encounter a real life reprobate that was actually moved by the galactically stupid bullshit of kamala harris disavowing and leveraging her various heritages (any question of which being obviated by her parents' respective race/nationalities) and the notion that one cannot be definitively multi-racial despite the fact that virtually everyone in this country has some level of various heritages.

you would genuinely be shocked if you encountered someone that fatuous in the normal course of business that is your daily life.

and yet, here you are...presented with one right here on this thread on surly to observe/mock/seek to understand.

it's extraordinary.

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You would be 100% wrong, imo. His entire "performance" makes perfect sense through the lense of his life, someone deeply unhappy and deeply repressed who's ashamed by his efforts of actually embracing himself, and instead ran towards the "forviging bace of Jesus" where he now warps that message as one of hate, and blames women (his wife who he cheated on) for all of the evil decisions he's made in his life. 

oh. well in that case...

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21 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Exactly.  Good you finally get it.  The media can't define her but keeps trying to.  Also, check the above quotes.  I'm not the one confused about her being bi-racial.  

Well technically she's at least tri-racial.  She's also Scottish.  Did you forget that part?  The media can't define her and you can't either.  Only she can, but now her past is such a mish mash of reporting that she's going to piss of some group no matter what she identifies as.  She may not particularly identify with any race, and that's fine too, but America is curious to hear it from her personally which, if any, it is.  As long as she never says which race she identifies with, lots of voters will continue to be confused but maybe that's part of her strategy.  

 

 

Since you're a slack-jawed simpleton, let me dumb it down for you. In 90 days, she's gonna identify as your president. 

On 8/5/2024 at 8:07 PM, PRONG HORN said:


 

 

Oh it looks like I poked a little nerve there  : )

 

So you’re doubling down and saying that it’s cartoons and memes that determine how someone identifies?

It seems to me the only people who give a shit about her ethnicity are fucking racist Republicans.

And they can just fuck off.

She is going to crush the shit of Trump in the election.

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Oh man, can we please have more of these in the same vein as the Obama/Joe originals? Good shit.

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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That's outstanding. Should be on official campaign merch

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yes, but most of them fall apart before they hit 88 MPH

just like the DeLorean!

The Empire State Building knows what's up.

21 hours ago, miguelito said:

The Empire State Building knows what's up.

Yeah, my dick. 

Trying to make up ground with pet owners…

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that's the loaded diaper stance

RE: Pronghorn's contributions


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7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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He's got to keep himself busy during the night shift at 7-11 somehow.

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