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Pronghorn is shown to be a complete moron time and time again and bravely answers with that time-tested response of doubling down on his stupidity.

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The stupidity that you have to possess to believe that Twitter is not being heavily censored right now.

Just now, aggie08 said:

The stupidity that you have to possess to believe that Twitter is not being heavily censored right now.

I've come to enjoy pronghorn's contributions. They're actually pretty funny, just not in the way he intends them to be. 

Is that satire?  It's not comic relief, so the only way it belongs in this thread is if it is satire.  I wonder how upset prong was about Dump saying he could terminate the Constitution?  Surely that's worse?

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26 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

It's not comic relief, so the only way it belongs in this thread is if it is satire. 

 


Comic relief.  Did you hear when the room full of left leaners laughed at her?  That's when you were supposed to laugh too. 

 

So no concerns about your orange turd saying he could terminate the Constitution?   Strange.  

Laughs in the video?  Ah, yeah.  Well, at least a post of yours finally had some laughs in it somewhere. 

2 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

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Still better looking that trump. 

Shocking that a woman's laugh is weirder to MAGA than a man who, since Epstein is dead, no one on the planet has ever heard sincerely laugh. Not once. 

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13 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

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Everything the right put out about Kamala makes her seem more badass.  It’s so weird, like omg she’s going to go full commie and give everyone free healthcare, abolish student loans, and overhaul the Supreme Court? Tell me more about this lovely demon please. 
 

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

Still better looking that trump. 

Less makeup than Trump and she doesnt wear diapers.

On 8/18/2024 at 3:36 AM, PRONG HORN said:

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Still less of a clown than Trump.

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I always liked Bernie's honesty.  How about you?

 

 

 

Seat 10, I guess. I can fart on Graham and kick the back of Greene's seat. IMG_20240823_181956.jpg

I mean if you're in seat 9 you can put on some noise canceling headphones and close your eyes during the handy.

Seat 7 and I'm doing my hulk hogan voice impression the entire time while kicking Ted's seat.

1 hour ago, tchookem said:

Seat 10, I guess. I can fart on Graham and kick the back of Greene's seat. IMG_20240823_181956.jpg

The best head you are getting on this plane is in seat 10, that bottom has pron star level practice, but I would make a deal with the devil and kick the shit out of the seat in front of me. I will take 3. 

The best head you are getting on this plane is in seat 10, that bottom has pron star level practice, but I would make a deal with the devil and kick the shit out of the seat in front of me. I will take 3. 
I bet Satan has some awesome stories to tell.

The correct answer is 5.  Seat 3 IS next to arguably the nicest passenger already on the plane, but you know Trump is putting his seat back as far as he can, and Jones yelling near your ear the whole flight?  No.

I've seen Vance's donut shop banter.  He's the least likely to blather on for the whole flight, and I'm not a couch, so there's some safety there.

You get to seat 5.  "How long have you been on the plane?" he asks. 

Tex: "Five minutes."

JD: "Ok."  <Long Pause>  "You also going to San Diego?"

Tex: "Yeah.  We're on the same plane."

JD: "Ok."

An uncomfortable smile-ish sort of thing from him: "I'm running for Vice President of the United States," a confused and pitying look from me: "Ok," then it's just turn and look out the window for the rest of the flight, with an occasional "You're 'accidentally' touching my leg again, JD" rebuke, and a weird "Ok," from him.  Then hopefully we're almost in San Diego by then.

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