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9 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

The correct answer is 5.  Seat 3 IS next to arguably the nicest passenger already on the plane, but you know Trump is putting his seat back as far as he can, and Jones yelling near your ear the whole flight?  No.

I've seen Vance's donut shop banter.  He's the least likely to blather on for the whole flight, and I'm not a couch, so there's some safety there.

You get to seat 5.  "How long have you been on the plane?" he asks. 

Tex: "Five minutes."

JD: "Ok."  <Long Pause>  "You also going to San Diego?"

Tex: "Yeah.  We're on the same plane."

JD: "Ok."

An uncomfortable smile-ish sort of thing from him: "I'm running for Vice President of the United States," a confused and pitying look from me: "Ok," then it's just turn and look out the window for the rest of the flight, with an occasional "You're 'accidentally' touching my leg again, JD" rebuke, and a weird "Ok," from him.  Then hopefully we're almost in San Diego by then.

Same.  For the same reason.  That dude would be crawling out of his skin sitting next to a stranger in the 1st place.  The last thing he'll want to do is talk, which is the last thing I'd want him to do.  So we're good.  Window seat isn't great, but there's no one behind me, so whatever.  Seat 1 is the worst. You'd have to listen to the incel beside you and Don behind you.  

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I don't have the skill to turn it into a meme, but Vance reminds me of the kid in the leather hat and goggles waiting to see Santa with Ralph and Randy in A Christmas Story.  Every time he speaks, it sounds like, "I like the Wizard of Oz."  Weirdo.

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I don't have the skill to turn it into a meme, but Vance reminds me of the kid in the leather hat and goggles waiting to see Santa with Ralph and Randy in A Christmas Story.  Every time he speaks, it sounds like, "I like the Wizard of Oz."  Weirdo.

I'd also give credit for the "I like turtles" kid, especially since they both rock raccoon eyes

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

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The inability to see what a self own that is when you type all of those names out in one place is truly astonishing to me. And you know she spent a solid 30 seconds debating whether to include Ron Schneider before landing on "he's not serious enough."

On 8/23/2024 at 8:35 PM, tchookem said:

Seat 10, I guess. I can fart on Graham and kick the back of Greene's seat. IMG_20240823_181956.jpg

I'm Black, so seat 2 with a Durag and Nike slides on. Though I am sure once the lights went off I would get a friendly tap on the shoulder asking to come to seat 9.............................or 10.

You know Brigitte was desperate to have a black person on her “freedom loving Hollywood” list when she includes some nobody named Joy Villa.  I googled her and STILL have no idea who she is.

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45 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

N.O. is a national treasure.

Killer Asimov or VanBuerin sideburns too.

14 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

N.O. is a national treasure.

his wife as well. I would love to be a fly on the wall in their household on a typical day. could be hilarious. could also be a living nightmare. so maybe not.

1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

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OMG that is sooo satirical.  Boy you found a good one.

35 minutes ago, freyguy said:

OMG that is sooo satirical.  Boy you found a good one.

Pronghorn is not a smart boy.

23 hours ago, freyguy said:

OMG that is sooo satirical.  Boy you found a good one.

 

23 hours ago, LTbear said:

Pronghorn is not a smart boy.

 

 

You two don't know what satire is?

 

 

 

1 minute ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

You two don't know what satire is?

 

 

 

I think I know what satire is.  I know it's almost bed time for you but can you explain what's satirical about the post they're referring to? 

 

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1 minute ago, Bojack said:

I think I know what satire is.  I know it's almost bed time for you but can you explain what's satirical about the post they're referring to? 

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the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

 

I just grabbed the definition from pasting satire in the search bar.  His tweet as it stands alone may not necessarily be viewed as satire.  I'm making fun of those who would deny a double standard, by using his tweet as a medium for satire.

 

 

 

 

32 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

You two don't know what satire is?

 

 

 

You don't know the difference between being talked about vs being spoken to?

5 hours ago, LTbear said:

You don't know the difference between being talked about vs being spoken to?

Or when he's being laughed at vs laughed with. 

On 8/25/2024 at 7:38 PM, TexLonghorn said:

You know Brigitte was desperate

I'm not even gonna look her up... who TF is "Brigitte"?

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7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Can you imagine the match golf game these two could put on?  Would probably end up 58 under to 57 under par. 

2 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I'm not even gonna look her up... who TF is "Brigitte"?

Haha! Yeah, I have no idea either.  That was the name of who tweeted out that list of repug “stars” that she was thankful for on the last page, and that is all I know about her.  I looked up the one “star” I didn’t recognize at all (it didn’t help me) and stopped at that because I already felt my laptop was getting a virus just from THAT search.

Can you imagine the match golf game these two could put on?  Would probably end up 58 under to 57 under par. 
If the [emoji521][emoji1782] can't cheat ("I win the club tournaments"), he isn't playing.

22 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

 

Vicky meant "democrant" rather than "democract".

35 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Vicky meant "democrant" rather than "democract".

I believe she thought it was spelled Demoncrat

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