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Dammit — was just coming here to post that!
23 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Dammit — was just coming here to post that!

*Mike's Johnson...

On 10/24/2025 at 8:20 PM, brakeman said:

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Can't be real.  No gold crosses. Godly nation, pshaw.  More like goldly nation.

3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

 More like goldly nation.

 

5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

May be an image of the Oval Office and text that says 'FOX BUSINES 1:34P ET ET DOW 40,515.4 LAST TRADES 4.60 MCMAHOM: "CALIFORNIA SHOULD MODEL ITS EDUCATIONAL STANDARDS AFTER ACADEMIC POWERHOUSES LIKE ALABAMA." " 507.02127|S&P50 S&P 500 5,536.03 80.82 +148号 7.79 INTEL (INTC) 20.77 0.84 NIKE (NKE) DOW 40 40,515.57 507 507.18 18 I'D RATHER BE DUMBIN CALIFORNIA THAN A GENIUS IN AN ACADEMIC POWERHOUSE LIKE ALABAMA.'

That McMahon quote isn't real, right?

2 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Yeah, that's the thing I've had a hard time processing.  Everything bad I learned about totalitarian communist states: "papers please," secret police not bound by any law and grabbing people off the streets, military beholden to the dear leader being deployed to provinces that are not suitably obedient, oligarchs living in opulence while the people struggle, etc. etc.  I thought "yeah, fuck that bullshit."

Turns out, you can just go to Kinkos, have them print out some "CAPITALIST" signs to cover up the "COMMUNIST" signs, and not only is all of that stuff okay, it's worth fighting for.  Exact same shit.  EXACT.  Just put a different brand on it, and it's wonderful.

Fucking idiot state we live in.

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