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On 5/3/2019 at 7:06 AM, Parliament said:

I've never had  a BJ I did not enjoy.

yeah, not really a big concern that she enjoys it.

On 4/16/2019 at 9:56 AM, TexasMan said:

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It's True...

On 3/26/2019 at 3:54 PM, maninblack said:

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I would watch this.

On 3/6/2019 at 9:23 PM, EMAWesome said:

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13 hours ago, Parliament said:

This isn't satire, but it's funny. Disturbing too.

 

 

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On 5/2/2019 at 10:56 PM, maninblack said:

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The perfect Trumpian meme to highlight their micro-peens.  I mean, she's probably unenthusiastic about blowing needle dicks.   That's the face of women they see, the faces of women I see have wide open mouths full of cock. 

12 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

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I'm not sure he's trying to be funny.

14 hours ago, Parliament said:

This isn't satire, but it's funny. Disturbing too.

I'm assuming this rant is due to the stress of the cops waiting outside his double-wide. Poor cousin Eddy, I didn't think things could get worse for him.

45 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The perfect Trumpian meme to highlight their micro-peens.  I mean, she's probably unenthusiastic about blowing needle dicks.   That's the face of women they see, the faces of women I see have wide open mouths full of cock. 

Pos repped because I found it disturbing that those are the immediate thoughts someone has when they see a 100% non sexualized photo of a women.  Not for the second half.   

On 5/6/2019 at 5:44 PM, Parliament said:

This isn't satire, but it's funny. Disturbing too.

Dennis was on WTF Pod Monday. Maron seemed to keep trying including Randy in his questions about the past, but Dennis was trying to keep himself separate from Randy.

I wonder why. 

The best part of this page is I clicked on the Graham twitter post (#1556) and "Trump is a fucking idiot" has played on a loop the entire time I scrolled down.  

3 hours ago, retread said:

 

No graffiti? I don't believe it. 

Okay, dammit, that made me laugh for real.

Of course, I am pretty much 11 years old.

41 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

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So is Dolph Lundgren publicly challenging Bill Nye on climate change?  That's the only way this meme would have any "gotcha" to it.  I thought it was pretty well publicized that Lundgren is well educated. 

The cognitive dissonance is strong in this one. 

1.  Who cares what he actually knows?  He’s “the science guy”. Remember Rs lap up that trump is an expert in literally everything despite lacking formal education around the vast majority of it.  

2.  Like science really matters to them anyway. 

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