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52 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Fucking dogs. 

That photo has a very high density of Karens and Beckys.

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22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

The fuck is up with that Christmas tree? 

22 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

The fuck is up with that Christmas tree? 

Don't let Karen pick out the Christmas tree?

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that site isnt' funny, but the headline about the El Paso man comes down from insane acid trip where he ran for President.  That article is funny.

 

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The other replies to the Bloomberg tweet are hilarious too 

 

Yeah I was rather surprised they turned part of the White House into a cubicle farm.  I though America was better than that.

David Feldman interviews Sen "Susan Collins"

 

55 minutes ago, zork said:

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Dear God, please don't let anyone show this to him. He'll think North Korea is a part Canada. 

4 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Dear God, please don't let anyone show this to him. He'll think North Korea is a part Canada. 

Impossible to confuse North Korea with Canada.  No one anywhere in the world can name one North Korean hockey player.

On 12/31/2019 at 5:35 PM, EMAWesome said:

Impossible to confuse North Korea with Canada.  No one anywhere in the world can name one North Korean hockey player.

And yet, their team remains undefeated.  Teamwork, no one man trying to stand out among the collective.  Longhorns could learn a thing or two.  

I would guess sending players families to labor camps if the football team loses might be considered an NCAA violation.

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Mods, can we rename this the "Stupid Shit EMAW found on Facebook" thread?

3 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

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But they still wouldn’t find you funny. 

This thread is starting to look like a grumpy old white man's facebook feed. 

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Mods, can we rename this the "Stupid Shit EMAW found on Facebook" thread?

Actually that would be a blank thread.  I don't do Facebook.  

Actually that would be a blank thread.  I don't do Facebook.  
So where do you find these hilarious memes? I simply MUST know.
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Um, It’s the Republicans who want make sure that trans women (identifies as woman, has a penis) are using the men’s room. It’s also Republicans who really don’t understand what they really want, but are just angry that trans women exist.
On 1/2/2020 at 8:10 AM, EMAWesome said:

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Nice timing!

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