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I found the fifth time particularly hilarious.
The rest - not so much.

2 minutes ago, TxTower said:

I found the fifth time particularly hilarious.
The rest - not so much.

I repped from the fourth time on, hadn't seen past a third.

I found all of them equally funny.  EMAW's shit is still hopelessly stupid.

The response from Lee's offense wasn't intended as satire, but it's pretty fucking funny.  

 

23 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

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Is she wrong that some people did something?  I don’t get it. 

56 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Is she wrong that some people did something?  I don’t get it. 

Well you see, she's a woman, of color, who's not Christian, and doesn't slob Trump's cock when he does dumbshit foreign policy.  In ETB's damaged brain, that means she supports Iranian terrorists. It's the high level of thinking one has come to expect from Trumpkins. 

4 hours ago, zork said:

that was epic

That was way funnier at #4 

Seriously, what happened?

There is a right to sit in the front of the bus?  News to me. 

13 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

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No, see, we don't want votes from you pieces of shit.  We will outnumber you.  Let's battle.

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

No, see, we don't want votes from you pieces of shit.  We will outnumber you.  Let's battle.

https://news.gallup.com/poll/245813/leans-conservative-liberals-keep-recent-gains.aspx

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans' assessment of their political ideology was unchanged in 2018 compared with the year prior when 35% on average described themselves as conservative, 35% as moderate and 26% as liberal. 

I dont facebook. I find one out of 5 usually funny.

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I don't Facebook either. I used to check public Instagram accounts, but after they bought that too, I had to stop since they make you join. If they takeover Surly, I'm out.

Is this what facebook is now? I don’t actually look anymore outside of when my brother says he posted pics of his kids.

Christ. No wonder the end is near.

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Oh yeah, right.  Forgot you guys are twins.  Listen, what's with either one of you hanging out with John Mayer's ugly, fatter cousin that dresses in hunting vests?  

Well this must be a record, mib.

 

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10 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

surly pointed this one out to me.  it is always the people that uniformly vote republican that say both sides are bad.

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2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

surly pointed this one out to me.  it is always the people that uniformly vote republican that say both sides are bad.

Pretty simple.

Democrats want government to fix all their problems in life. So of course both sides can't be bad.

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