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1 hour ago, Bojack said:

^^^^^^

The party of family values.  Seriously, take a step back and look at some of what you celebrate in this man.  Are you married?  Does your wife know that you glorify Dotard for having a much younger trophy wife?

also ignore the fact that he plowed through two wives - literally and figuratively - to get to this anchor baby slut. Oh, let's not forget the hookers and porn stars. But yes, let's make fun of the people who are still on their first marriage, 45! years later.

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^^^^^^
The party of family values.  Seriously, take a step back and look at some of what you celebrate in this man.  Are you married?  Does your wife know that you glorify Dotard for having a much younger trophy wife?
I thought this was the thread where jokes were posted and people didn't take them seriously?
1 hour ago, BNB said:
9 hours ago, Bojack said:
^^^^^^
The party of family values.  Seriously, take a step back and look at some of what you celebrate in this man.  Are you married?  Does your wife know that you glorify Dotard for having a much younger trophy wife?

I thought this was the thread where jokes were posted and people didn't take them seriously?

That only applies to jokes about conservatives, get with the program.  It’s bed wetting funny for a leftist cartoonist to draw R’s raping lady liberty.  Hillary as a murderer...shame.

9 hours ago, Bojack said:

^^^^^^

The party of family values.  Seriously, take a step back and look at some of what you celebrate in this man.  Are you married?  Does your wife know that you glorify Dotard for having a much younger trophy wife?

Come on Bojack. You let Sarah die. 17 minutes.

9 hours ago, Bojack said:

^^^^^^

The party of family values.  Seriously, take a step back and look at some of what you celebrate in this man.  Are you married?  Does your wife know that you glorify Dotard for having a much younger trophy wife?

You know this thread is about jokes and satire, right? Why don't you lighten the fuck up just a little bit

11 hours ago, Bojack said:

^^^^^^

The party of family values.  Seriously, take a step back and look at some of what you celebrate in this man.  Are you married?  Does your wife know that you glorify Dotard for having a much younger trophy wife?

The party of family values?  Now there's a phrase I haven't heard since 1996.  Maybe you can work in an I Like Ike reference in one of your timely comments.

Would be more accurate if it were a picture of the dotard and change it from young people to old people.

On 2/13/2020 at 4:32 PM, BNB said:
On 2/13/2020 at 8:34 AM, Bojack said:
 

I thought this was the thread where jokes were posted and people didn't take them seriously?

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Oh man. Funniest thing I've seen in this thread yet. 

16 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

This motherfucker. 

On 2/14/2020 at 8:54 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Would be more accurate if it were a picture of the dotard and change it from young people to old people.

No, it wouldn't.  Old people know what socialism actually is.  No one ever builds a homemade raft to immigrate to Cuba.  The last people that wanted to voluntarily go to the U.S.S.R. for pleasure were Bernie Sanders and Lee Harvey Oswald.

11 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

No, it wouldn't.  Old people know what socialism actually is.  No one ever builds a homemade raft to immigrate to Cuba.  The last people that wanted to voluntarily go to the U.S.S.R. for pleasure were Bernie Sanders and Lee Harvey Oswald.

 

Exhibit A of old person not knowing what socialism is.

 
Exhibit A of old person not knowing what socialism is.
And don't forget the Nazis had socialism in their name, so they were socialist like Democrats! I mean it's there in the name!!!! National Socialist German Workers Party. If you can't trust the Nazis and their branding as totally not fascist who can you trust. They wanted to make Germany Great Again!

This Bernie rally is the TITS  

nsfw

 

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8 hours ago, Tom said:

 

Exhibit A of old person not knowing what socialism is.

 

so·cial·ism | \ ˈsō-shə-ˌli-zəm  \

Definition of socialism

1: any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods

2a: a system of society or group living in which there is no private property

b: a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state

3: a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done

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31 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

This Bernie rally is the TITS  

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Well that is something I can get behind.

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Oh man. Funniest thing I've seen in this thread yet. 


The funniest thing is this thread was Bojack holding up Bill and Hillary’s marriage as a pillar of morality. The Alleged rapist and his enabler is the example of a great marriage. I only hope he was joking within the spirit of this thread.
3 minutes ago, Hate said:

 


The funniest thing is this thread was Bojack holding up Bill and Hillary’s marriage as a pillar of morality. The Alleged rapist and his enabler is the example of a great marriage. I only hope he was joking within the spirit of this thread.

 

Narrator: He wasn’t.

This Bernie rally is the TITS  
nsfw

 
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Would
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Would

Until you see that "she" has DEEZ written across the stomach... never mind still would

Just a normal guy with a job taking a few moments to post troll memes on a UT message board at 5:00 am. 

9 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Just a normal guy with a job taking a few moments to post troll memes on a UT message board at 5:00 am. 

People do have presidents day off.

37 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

People do have presidents day off.

Some also work, and **gasp** some even have to get up before 9AM.

15 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Just a normal guy with a job taking a few moments to post troll memes on a UT message board at 5:00 am. 

Some also, gasp, don't have a 9 to 5 Monday thru Friday work schedule.

30 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Some also, gasp, don't have a 9 to 5 Monday thru Friday work schedule.

I see you trolls all have your dumb ass talking points lined up.

13 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I see you trolls all have your dumb ass talking points lined up.

Every accusation is a confession.

27 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Every accusation is a confession.

And a cry for help...

You would think someone that lives under a bridge would be halfway decent at picking out trolls.

10 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

Some also, gasp, don't have a 9 to 5 Monday thru Friday work schedule.

No one works 9 to 5 anywhere period.

8 to 5.

7 to 5.

 

Never been 9 to 5 anywhere I have known.

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No one works 9 to 5 anywhere period.

8 to 5.

7 to 5.

 

Never been 9 to 5 anywhere I have known.

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That Dolly Parton is full of shit, man.

Well, that's something I won't fap to.

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