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actually the last two got a chuckle out of me. Low, low, looooooow bar with EMAW but still

On 3/28/2020 at 3:57 PM, Mapache said:

Watch starting at 10:20, hilarious

 

Great segment. I gave up on Pete Dominick awhile ago because he's such a dick. Even here, he can't help himself from stepping on punchlines. 

32 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

my wife says the only babies born 9 months from now will be first child-s.  :(

because all their siblings would be dead?

i assume because nobody trapped for weeks/months with their children would ever want to make more.

i've been joking for a few weeks now that we're either gonna have a corona-baby or a corona-divorce.  some days a corona-murder-suicide seems likely.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i assume because nobody trapped for weeks/months with their children would ever want to make more.

i've been joking for a few weeks now that we're either gonna have a corona-baby or a corona-divorce.  some days a corona-murder-suicide seems likely.

was just talking to the roommate about this very thing. Apparently there are a lot of divorces being reported in China right now

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

It's a simpler meme, but it checks out:

 

 

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In 2031 or 2032 they'll all be quaran-teens. 

1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

this is, quite literally, what every single one of us on surly is doing right now.

it will be quite costly for her, $226k/yr , ouch.

Hehe. It's funnier if you actually like the musical. (I do, hubby does not)

 

 

 

 

 

Why no funny political videos?

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14 hours ago, Mapache said:

 

 

Holy shit.  That is by far the best Trump impression out there.  Get him a wig and some orange makeup and give him Alec Baldwin's spot on SNL.

Edited by Tom

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