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On 4/26/2020 at 8:22 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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And her butter

And her butter
That's alright, she can make reservations for my sweet butter anytime.
9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

If it was a life or death situation & you had to fuck either Diamond, Silk, Kellyanne or Coulter rather than die...

Which one?

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I've been on this rock for 54 trips around the sun and lived a pretty damned good life.  Hello sweet death. 

If it was a life or death situation & you had to fuck either Diamond, Silk, Kellyanne or Coulter rather than die...

Which one?

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There's a zero percent chance I'd be able to get it up for any of them so RIP me.
 
Jacinda Ardern is kinda fine tho
This is a real political ad that made me lol.
 
 

The name “Crumpacker” is a hell of a hill to climb it’s ownself

Most appropriate quote for the Cloak Room I've seen in quite a while.

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43 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

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The political action committees and special interest lobbyists. Same as always.

On 5/1/2020 at 9:34 PM, EMAWesome said:

Most appropriate quote for the Cloak Room I've seen in quite a while.

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it's satire because this was true with republicans and obama. 

The citation to Charlie Daniels -- one of the most well-known racists in the music biz -- is rich in and of itself.

It's even better when you use him to prop up Trump (note how the calls for unity 1) come out only when Trump is prez, and 2) are intended to shut down any criticism or Trump?), when Daniels also had the gall to say this:

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We have no problems that can’t be dealt with, but, and this is the hard part, we have to come together to do it. It’s going to take empathy, understanding, compassion, compromise and unity.

Trump is the human antithesis to every one of those ideals (except compromise -- he'll take a "nothing" concession and call it a win like nobody I've ever seen).  So, thanks for the chuckles, Charlie and those who would cite him.

Maybe you should work for your room and board.

On 5/4/2020 at 2:58 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Needs Lakeway, Leander / Cedar Park & Round Rock.

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Needs Lakeway,

note to self, don't google "milf in a mask" again looking for funny pics to post. 

The morons were also passing around a pic of Trump from an Alabama tornado from 2019 & saying it was from a Tennessee tornado here in 2020.  They were saying the guy in the background of the image was Trump's personal accountant & he was cutting checks out of Trump's personal account for victims.

I swear, it must be an amazing world to live in where you believe blatant lies like that.

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