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11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Republicans today....

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is there no cardio program in the KKK?

2 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

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Alright, that's not bad.  /jerryseinfeld

39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is there no cardio program in the KKK?

Pretty sure that is Trump on the far right.

13 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Republicans today....

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I can't tell which one is Ralph.

On 6/9/2020 at 11:26 AM, Lobo said:

Alright, that's not bad.  /jerryseinfeld

Is it?  I don’t recall teachers murdering people. Maybe I’m missing the joke. 

On 6/9/2020 at 8:33 PM, Brothahorn said:

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Someone should inform them there is no need to posture for the position of United States Ambassador to Wakanda.

On 6/9/2020 at 10:56 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is there no cardio program in the KKK?

CrossFit fixin' to get right on that.

CHAZ, Seattle, WA:

 

On 6/9/2020 at 10:56 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is there no cardio program in the KKK?

Burning CrossFit?

Edited by Bullneck

This fucking hilarious. 

 

Spoiler

MILWAUKEE, WI—Five-year-old Timmy Newman has started a controversial new “abolish bedtime” movement. In this movement, Timmy identified the existence of bedtime as a creator of conflict and decided that its elimination would lead to a more peaceful family.

“He really laid it out for us,” said Jim Newman, Timmy’s father. “He was careful to stress that this doesn’t mean he won’t sleep. It just means sleep will occur without all the restrictions that lead to yelling and threats.”

“We’re excited for this new paradigm in parent/child relations,” stated Jill Newman, Timmy’s mother. “And we’re a bit ashamed we let the oppression of bedtime go on for so long.”

By most recent reports, Timmy was up until 3 a.m. last night, banging pots and yelling, “NO BEDTIME!” before finally exhausting himself. This is just assumed to be a bump in the road, though, to a more peaceful future.

 

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is it though?

Yes

How is that funny?  Everytime I think GRhorn is making a turn towards being respectable, he goes and pulls a Lt. Hauk from Good Morning Vietnam.

"In my heart, sir...I know I'm funny."  

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

How is that funny?  Everytime I think GRhorn is making a turn towards being respectable, he goes and pulls a Lt. Hauk from Good Morning Vietnam.

"In my heart, sir...I know I'm funny."  

GR thinks it's funny b/c in his advanced doctor mind, he views all this commotion over BLM and police brutality as childish, frivolous and absurd.  So, of course, equating it w/ a 5 year old demanding no bedtime is fucking hilarious b/c, well, he's a fucking racist. 

That guy is a physician?  Are you fucking serious?  

9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

GR thinks it's funny b/c in his advanced doctor mind, he views all this commotion over BLM and police brutality as childish, frivolous and absurd.  So, of course, equating it w/ a 5 year old demanding no bedtime is fucking hilarious b/c, well, he's a fucking racist. 

Even the sign in the photo says "Bedtime is Racist."  It's gold, Jerry.  I almost peed myself laughting.

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That guy is a physician?  Are you fucking serious?  

That's what he claims.  I'm.....skeptical. 

15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That guy is a physician?  Are you fucking serious?  

?  Who is a physician?  GRHorn?

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Even the sign in the photo says "Bedtime is Racist."  It's gold, Jerry.  I almost peed myself laughting.

I wasn't really laughng at that. The article was what made me laugh.

 

22 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

GR thinks it's funny b/c in his advanced doctor mind, he views all this commotion over BLM and police brutality as childish, frivolous and absurd.  So, of course, equating it w/ a 5 year old demanding no bedtime is fucking hilarious b/c, well, he's a fucking racist. 

I think abolish bedtime is about as realistic as defund the police. That's what caught my eye. Whatever. Y'all are so uptight you shit on the one lighthearted thread there is here.

And y'all have really latched on to my profession. Let it go, guys.

18 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I wasn't really laughng at that. The article was what made me laugh.

 

I think abolish bedtime is about as realistic as defund the police. That's what caught my eye. Whatever. Y'all are so uptight you shit on the one lighthearted thread there is here.

And y'all have really latched on to my profession. Let it go, guys.

Sorry, your little passive-aggressive schtick gets tiresome.  No one is fooled by your "reasonableness", we all know you're all in on trump and all that he represents. 

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