Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 11.2k
  • Views 899.3k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

TIL jenn sterger is still hot

38 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

Are you really dumb enough to think that's funny, or some sort of gotcha?

I mean, heaven FORBID that anyone who has been struck with good fortune...use his money, power, and position to draw attention to the issues of those without his voice and power.  Or hell, among the points that he's making is that he can sign a $365 million deal....but when he drives home from a game, he's more likely to get pulled over and have his ass beaten than any of his white teammates.  That's a pretty powerful fucking point, actually.

Jesus.  That you think that this is remotely funny or makes some sort of point proves that you are one of the shittiest human beings I have ever encountered, in real life or on the internet.

"Hey, fellas, look here -- here's a rich negro!  And he's daring to speak out for other negroes!  Let's mock him!  He's rich now, so he should just shut up and play/dance/do what we say!"

God, you are a tremendous piece of shit.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Are you really dumb enough to think that's funny, or some sort of gotcha?

I mean, heaven FORBID that anyone who has been struck with good fortune...use his money, power, and position to draw attention to the issues of those without his voice and power.  Or hell, among the points that he's making is that he can sign a $365 million deal....but when he drives home from a game, he's more likely to get pulled over and have his ass beaten than any of his white teammates.  That's a pretty powerful fucking point, actually.

Jesus.  That you think that this is remotely funny or makes some sort of point proves that you are one of the shittiest human beings I have ever encountered, in real life or on the internet.

"Hey, fellas, look here -- here's a rich negro!  And he's daring to speak out for other negroes!  Let's mock him!  He's rich now, so he should just shut up and play/dance/do what we say!"

God, you are a tremendous piece of shit.

Republicans can't comprehend empathy, if something isn't happening to them its literally not happening.

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

 

Mostly non-murdering cops are the new "good cops."

Except, you know, while we acknowledge that not all cops are murderers, there's a big fucking difference -- ALL cops have, as their LITERAL JOB, the duty to stop crimes.

So, your stupidity is like a timeless river -- it always flows, and sometimes even floods.

image0.jpg

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Rush looks better as a drag queen. Not sure if the nose is photo shopped or if he had it done.

That looks like the result of JoJo the Circus Boy inseminating Roseanne.

Edited by SizzleChest

^^^^

Dude, I would eat an In-N-Out triple, super fecal-vomit style, with a smile on my face, to erase this fucking year.

16 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

That would be so much better for Shag 'inside baseball' if the "W" was a "B".

^^^^
Dude, I would eat an In-N-Out triple, super fecal-vomit style, with a smile on my face, to erase this fucking year.
Who's to say you haven't already?

He erased this year?

I haven't noticed any changes.

20200729_160340.thumb.jpg.1c4ebbc61931d30ad6bc59a2059ef8a8.jpg

Deep inside America is a racist country trying to get out? Nah brah. Already did that. Back in your holes motherfuckers.
On 7/27/2020 at 11:29 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you aren't this dumb, are you? 

H.L. Menken once said, "You will never go broke underestimating the the stupidity of the American public."

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

H.L. Menken once said, "You will never go broke underestimating the the stupidity of the American public."

isn't that backwards?  overestimating, no? or underestimating the intelligence?

This thread should be in LULZ.

 

Funniest thing on the Surl is Leftists getting their titties rustled by Memes.

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

isn't that backwards?  overestimating, no? or underestimating the intelligence?

Even worse: I think it was Mark Twain who said it.  

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

This thread should be in LULZ.

 

Funniest thing on the Surl is Leftists getting their titties rustled by Memes.

*Liberal posts meme in this thread*

Conservatives:

 

*Conservative posts meme*

Liberals:

1*vtwcNHFrrVGrx16JAQ6gJA.png

 

 

2 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

aren't you college educated?

Yes and there was a ton of leftist nonsense back then as well.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.