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21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Pathetic

Unlike the two dead guys I think you'll survive

I was told the right is getting better at humor and I should be scared. I am, mostly for their children. They're starting with a missive handicap in the humor department.

I guess I’m old. I don’t get either of the two last posts.

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

I guess I’m old. I don’t get either of the two last posts.

I think he meant dead Latinos vote Dem?

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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damn thats good. 

37 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

vodka

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

vodka

I think they inhaled.

Somehow, maybe at some point, you would think she would get the message that America doesn’t want her yelling at us.

13 hours ago, maninblack said:

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Seriously, explain this one.  I have no clue whatsoever.  

Bill is me when my wife runs into someone she knows right as we’re leaving the mall

8 hours ago, Bojack said:

Seriously, explain this one.  I have no clue whatsoever.  

He was thinking of those great big hugs of hers to keep on fighting for his life. My take.

4 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

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Jimmy will be coming in asking what do you mean by this. 

11 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Jimmy will be coming in asking what do you mean by this. 

I’m just glad I snuck one by the liberal comedic gatekeepers. Because it is definitely not at all funny. 

3 hours ago, GRHorn said:

I’m just glad I snuck one by the liberal comedic gatekeepers. Because it is definitely not at all funny. 

Then why did you post it in a comic relief thread?

15 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Jimmy will be coming in asking what do you mean by this. 

Looks like my trolling of y’all is working. 
 

I now reside, firmly implanted, in your pea head.  

15 hours ago, GRHorn said:

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I don’t get it. Why is the flag blue? 

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Then why did you post it in a comic relief thread?

Because it's on TV.  

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

I don’t get it. Why is the flag blue? 

Well, I drew the flag blue because I've never seen a blue flag and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue flag.

19 hours ago, immortal13 said:

That makes no sense

Repubs made a huge deal about 4 deaths in Benghazi but are ignoring the large number of Covid deaths.

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1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

Repubs made a huge deal about 4 deaths in Benghazi but are ignoring the large number of Covid deaths.

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Yeah becsuse those are exactly the same thing

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

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The left are the arbiters of humor and this is a great example of why that is so. Hoo boy!

4 hours ago, GRHorn said:

The left are the arbiters of humor and this is a great example of why that is so. Hoo boy!

I don’t get it. 

The left are the arbiters of humor and this is a great example of why that is so. Hoo boy!

This is a funny thread and I posted something funny. Humor is clearly subjective. You don’t like it you’re free to scroll past it.
7 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


This is a funny thread and I posted something funny. Humor is clearly subjective. You don’t like it you’re free to scroll past it.

I was joking because people regularly talk shit about right leaning jokes or memes. I actually agree with you 100%. 

nvm

Edited by Gil Bang

I’m old enough to remember trumps mail in testimony to mueller. Guess that format should work for debates too. 

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