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1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

What the fuck is the mask for then? Why not into his arm? What the fuck?

Well go vote for the other dude then!  You show them!

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4 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Well go vote for the other dude then!  You show them!

Lame deflect.

2 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I totally get that. You're adorable.giphy.gif?cid=349c9dd7oo883ct6g4ew7ez1h58wbfxt2x3y5xgoqqb8l0ol&rid=giphy.gif

You know what, I'm mad that didn't just say spread seed in your mom's ass.

You know what, I'm mad that didn't just say spread seed in your mom's ass.
Seems like that's a "you" problem for what you want to happen. In your mom's ass.
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2 minutes ago, workswithseed said:
You know what, I'm mad that didn't just say spread seed in your mom's ass.

Seems like that's a "you" problem for what you want to happen. In your mom's ass.

We're brothers?

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omg, BNB and seed got us! Biden is a fraud! Trump 2020! 2024! 2028! Trump forever!

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

omg, BNB and seed got us! Biden is a fraud! Trump 2020! 2024! 2028! Trump forever!

Good to see you agree that it was dumb. I don't remember saying anything about Trump, but if we made you see that conclusion then whatever.

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Am I the only one that finds Stevie hot?

Stevie is objectively hot. 

I still don't get the blow references with Hunter.  I thought he was hooked on opioids and is now in recovery?  

Don, Jr. has been witnessed in Austin on comical amounts of coke, but this ^ meme is supposed to be funny.  

every accusation a confession. jesus, the cognitive dissonance is a fucking chasm

And thus my memory was forever and irreversibly scarred 

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

I still don't get the blow references with Hunter.  I thought he was hooked on opioids and is now in recovery?  

Don, Jr. has been witnessed in Austin on comical amounts of coke, but this ^ meme is supposed to be funny.  

It's funny because it rhymes.

Dump Trump with Fitlump because they’re dumber than Gump

Junior Trump offered me a bump 

Are we doing this right?

On 10/14/2020 at 11:09 PM, freyguy said:

Who wants to hock up a loogie into their mask?

You sneeze into your mask one time, you will never do it again. I know.

That's the guy who got stabbed in the disco bar from the Airplane movie.

I like that it's 6 months to do the day past Easter, when this thing was going to miraculously disappear.  

 

 

our senator is old fat bob stoops

23 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

 

our senator is old fat bob stoops

I thought he was great as the Deuce in ‘Ford v. Ferrari’

Toobin shows his tubesnake on the intertubes on Zoom call. Not sure how/why this happened, no film at 11. God, it would be funny tho. Poor Toobs. 

If I had a nickel for every time an old man showed me his junk...

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

If I had a nickel for every time an old man showed me his junk...

🤨 Imtnwwt

9 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Toobin shows his tubesnake on the intertubes on Zoom call. Not sure how/why this happened, no film at 11. God, it would be funny tho. Poor Toobs. 

He should have kept his leg tubes on.

That's just how people say 'Hello' in Cohutta, Georgia.  

On 10/14/2020 at 11:21 PM, workswithseed said:

We're brothers?

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On 10/14/2020 at 11:26 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Fuck you. Pay me?


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On 10/14/2020 at 11:31 PM, workswithseed said:

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