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50 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

I have not paid attention... what are the business references? 

 

Rudy and the campaign were going to have a press conference making a statement on what they perceive as election fraud.  Someone on staff tried to book the venue at the Four Seasons.  Incompetence prevailed and they instead booked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping off of a freeway.  So Rudy and Co. had a press conference in a parking lot in an industrial park outside of a landscaping company wedged in between a porn shop and a crematorium.

 

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And the owner of Four Seasons Total Landscaping?  

the brothers-Jimmy & Jake Covfefe 

The simulation is closing the loop on us.  

Creator doesn't know about Charles Curtis 

29 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

What the hell is this?  🤣

 

That's just a VR furry meeting at FSTL.

12 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

That's just a VR furry meeting at FSTL.

Ah, of course!  Now the bigger question: Why do they seem like more fun than my own friends??

O/T:

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Who knew that when Rudy laid down on the bed and said, "You wanna see my Total Landscaping"...he meant a literal landscaping facility in Philly?  

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The girls look annoying as shit, but I thought this was funny 

 

2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

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I saw this earlier today. He’s trying to say he just “quoted someone else” and it got lost in translation. Clown 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Well you know this post is bullshit, because if it was really a German social media site, they'd be peeing on other people.  On camera.  For money.  

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I refer to it as "The Qcumber Farm".

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Well you know this post is bullshit, because if it was really a German social media site, they'd be peeing on other people.  On camera.  For money.  

it's social media someone is doing that.

God I love her.  

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