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Craig Way and co were nice enough to point that out.

"Exhale, everybody."

Your mom's blow eligible.

 

 

 

Edited by TexArcher

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

Just now, Assman said:

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

No. You’re blow eligible. Just not blow able. 

2 minutes ago, Assman said:

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

You need some strange

Also, Nebraska is very not bowl eligible.

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Just now, Ricky Butler said:

I ain’t about to complain about winning ugly. 

there's nothing ugly about winning

Ask any racer. Any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ironically, I'm getting a blow in about an hour.

You need a new plug. An hour is way too long to wait. 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

there's nothing ugly about winning

(Grins and shakes head in agreement)

Just now, Uncle Boobs said:
2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:
Ironically, I'm getting a blow in about an hour.

What's his name?

It's called dealing with her SIL living with us for 2 months.  Plus, Tennessee won.  :)

12 minutes ago, Assman said:

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

This would be hilarious if it weren't my reality. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It's called dealing with her SIL living with us for 2 months.  Plus, Tennessee won.  :)

SIL is gonna blow you?

How many years has it been since we were bowl eligible in October? 

I had buttsec at halftime so I am done for tonight. Done butt happy.

4 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

I had buttsec at halftime so I am done for tonight. Done butt happy.

Did he pee in your butt?

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

How many years has it been since we were bowl eligible in October? 

2013 was last time it happened.

This would be hilarious if it weren't my reality. 


Yeah, I laughed...then cried.
I had buttsec at halftime so I am done for tonight. Done butt happy.


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36 minutes ago, Assman said:

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

 I know these feels 

6-1 and already bowl eligible early in October!

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14 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ironically, I'm getting a blow in about an hour.

Is he hot?

 
 


How is he able to type that out with his... paw ... What do you call it?

The paw.

The hoof.

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18 hours ago, F250 said:

6-1 and already bowl eligible early in October!

tenor.gif

See, now that's what being eligible on blow looks like.  

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