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#1

Craig Way and co were nice enough to point that out.

"Exhale, everybody."

#5

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

#7
Just now, Assman said:

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

No. You’re blow eligible. Just not blow able. 

#8
2 minutes ago, Assman said:

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

You need some strange

#9

Also, Nebraska is very not bowl eligible.

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#14
Just now, Ricky Butler said:

I ain’t about to complain about winning ugly. 

there's nothing ugly about winning

#17
1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ironically, I'm getting a blow in about an hour.

You need a new plug. An hour is way too long to wait. 

#20
Just now, Uncle Boobs said:
2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:
Ironically, I'm getting a blow in about an hour.

What's his name?

It's called dealing with her SIL living with us for 2 months.  Plus, Tennessee won.  :)

#22
12 minutes ago, Assman said:

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

This would be hilarious if it weren't my reality. 

#25
1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It's called dealing with her SIL living with us for 2 months.  Plus, Tennessee won.  :)

SIL is gonna blow you?

#28
4 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

I had buttsec at halftime so I am done for tonight. Done butt happy.

Did he pee in your butt?

#34
36 minutes ago, Assman said:

I've been married for 10 years.  My blow eligible days are long gone.

 I know these feels 

#41
 
 


How is he able to type that out with his... paw ... What do you call it?

The paw.

The hoof.

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#44
18 hours ago, F250 said:

6-1 and already bowl eligible early in October!

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See, now that's what being eligible on blow looks like.  

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