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13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

I am the most apathetic I have been about Dallas in a very long time. Maybe since the Campo years.

6 minutes ago, crackamacgowski said:

They''ll show up on the Red Zone channel I'm sure. Or maybe not. 

They will when Jacksonville scores. 

The question isn’t whether Dallas wins or not but rather if they will score or not

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

The question isn’t whether Dallas wins or not but rather if they will score or not

Maher 69 yard FG as the clock expires for a final of JAX 16 DAL 3

Garrett dances like Johnny Jolly

Edited by Surly Bevo

I hope dallas can get their shit together and beat JAX. The Texans are finally not sucking so bad and I want them to win the division. GO WATSON

I find myself looking for a silver lining and hoping that Garrett is shown the door after the season. However, that would put Jerry in charge of finding a replacement and I have zero confidence in that. Jerry is perpetually 3-5 years behind the rest of the NFL. He’s always chasing ideas- by the time he catches up, the league has already evolved and left his old ass in the dust... again. 

The last time we played JAX at home, I was at the game wearing my Rangers gear so we could go to Game 3 of the World Series that night 

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

The last time we played JAX at home, I was at the game wearing my Rangers gear so we could go to Game 3 of the World Series that night 

Thanks for that extra kick in the nuts...

1:16 PM...Jason Garrett is getting ready for the game at this very moment. in bathroom practicing his clapping...his happy clap..mad clap..sad clap...first down clap..td clap

1 minute ago, txbroadcaster said:

1:16 PM...Jason Garrett is getting ready for the game at this very moment. in bathroom practicing his clapping...his happy clap..mad clap..sad clap...first down clap..td clap

He doesn't need to work on that last one, maybe not even the second to last one.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

He doesn't need to work on that last one, maybe not even the second to last one.

He still practices it. Part of the Process. 

Jaguars fans and Cowboys fans. This is some serious people watchin’.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck em  not watching 

Honestly not sure why I’m going to watch today

nice that the fucking Buffalo Bills have 4 sacks on Deshaun Watson through the 3rd quarter ...whereas the purportedly awesome defense of the Cowboys managed 1 sack in 4 quarters plus overtime....

Edited by michaelpshayes

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck Jason Garrett and more importantly, fuck Jerry Jones.

Great start to the thread! I'm down with this!

You guys seem to seriously underestimate the power of having the right kind of guys on the team.

Just now, LongestHorn said:

Of course Conor McGregor is in the house.

Rich losers stick together

Jason Garrett and all his clapping experience should make good for tapping out instead of actually losing consciousness. 

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Jaguars fans and Cowboys fans. This is some serious people watchin’.

Confused-Jacksonville-Jaguars-fan-in-sta

GO ASTROS

GO JAMAAL CHARLES

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Zeke has a blue reflective eye shield today. 

He looked really goofy when he took that off and his hair and beard showed.

Also has a cute shiny back pad.

nice call there Jax, and get your tight end's ankle broke

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Irving already making his presence known.

Yep 

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

The ole fumble rooski

Just now, South Austin said:

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

I don't know Bob maybe. Look, I gotta go it's been great meeting you too.

Good luck with your firings. 

Damn nice toss and catch.  TD Gallup!!!

 

Fuck.... dude, you have to get down that foot.  Coming back.

Edited by Patrick Bateman

That's one hell of a catch.

 

Well...maybe not. Heck on an effort though.

Edited by LonghornJudas

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Dak with the Nordgren dribble. 

Was thinking the same thing. Nordgren dribbled for a TD tho I think

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