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On 4/11/2019 at 4:36 PM, BERT said:

You can't hold it for 3hrs????

Well, as you get older, (not Brat old, but over 50) it tends to get tougher to hold it.

During most 2 hour movies, I don't do anything special. I piss right before the movie, however I drink a large drink during the movie. I have to hold it, but make it to the end of the movie before having to piss.

This one will require some planning. I'm going to have to stop drinking about an hour before the movie, piss right before walking into the theater, and not drink during the movie. I may be thirsty at the end, but should be able to make it without having to run to the pisser right after.

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

When in doubt, whip it out.

Atta boy, Ted Nugent 

She seems delightful.

 

 

 

 

 

Stop posting shit like this or I'm going to be angry while watching every scene with her and I really want to try and enjoy the movie

1 hour ago, ajax said:

She seems delightful.

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I doubt she did all of her own stunts. Or him either. But I don’t know. 

Does Alamo have a "no pissing in your cup under the table" rule?

Asking for a bunch of friends.

I mean a 10 minute intermission just couldn't have been added? Even Godfather 3 had that. 

I guess there's been a 5 minute "mashup" leaked. Russo's sent this note out to fans (no spoilers in it. I promise.):

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16 hours ago, ajax said:

She seems delightful.

 

 

 

 

 

You've met her, haven't you? She turned you down, didn't she?

Anyone read or watched the spoilers leaked today?

No and do not post them in here unless you do the spoiler tag. Seriously, the movie is not that far away. 

On ‎4‎/‎17‎/‎2019 at 9:46 AM, Parliament said:

I guess there's been a 5 minute "mashup" leaked. Russo's sent this note out to fans (no spoilers in it. I promise.):

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Seen it.  Liked what I saw(I know, big surprise).

20 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Anyone read or watched the spoilers leaked today?

Depends on which ones...there have been TONS Of spoiler leaks.  Some fake/fan fic type ones, and other just trying to piece together stuff from trailers/TV spots/Leaked footage, ect...

4 more sleeps, you miscreants. 

 

On 4/17/2019 at 10:27 AM, llanoflash said:

maybe one of these would be the way to go:5198-Np-YCVc-L-SX522.jpg

Maybe that’s what peewee Herman was doing and it was all a misunderstanding 

Review embargo ends tomorrow

On 4/17/2019 at 8:12 PM, mdmost said:

No and do not post them in here unless you do the spoiler tag. Seriously, the movie is not that far away. 

Nothing really that interesting in the leak besides the revelation of a Thanos sex scene. 

5 hours ago, ajax said:

Review embargo ends tomorrow

Which means the good spoiler ones will come out Wednesday.

On 4/11/2019 at 4:36 PM, BERT said:

You can't hold it for 3hrs????

I'll be 5 beers deep by then, so probably no.

Not surprising, being a Premiere crowd, but the early reviews are overwhelmingly positive. 

17 hours ago, maninblack said:

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Johannesburg, as a reference point, is six hours ahead of NYC.  It would be daytime both places for several hours.

I’m not going within a mile of Twitter searching for End Game reviews because you know some dickheads are just waiting to spoil it.  However, while waiting for the Rotten Tomatoes score they posted an article with first reviews on Twitter from the premier and by all accounts it exceeds expectations.  This movie will be the highest grossing film of all time by a long shot!

https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/avengers-endgame-first-reactions-epic-emotional-endgame-exceeds-expectations/

Edited by TexEx15

On 4/13/2019 at 1:13 PM, Lone Star Horn said:

Well, as you get older, (not Brat old, but over 50) it tends to get tougher to hold it.

During most 2 hour movies, I don't do anything special. I piss right before the movie, however I drink a large drink during the movie. I have to hold it, but make it to the end of the movie before having to piss.

This one will require some planning. I'm going to have to stop drinking about an hour before the movie, piss right before walking into the theater, and not drink during the movie. I may be thirsty at the end, but should be able to make it without having to run to the pisser right after.

I don't know what it is, but soda makes me have to pee way more than water does.  No way I'm making it 3 hours.  But I can be in and out in seconds.  Going Saturday afternoon with the boy.

18 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I’m not going within a mile of Twitter searching for End Game reviews because you know some dickheads are just waiting to spoil it.  However, while waiting for the Rotten Tomatoes score they posted an article with first reviews on Twitter from the premier and by all accounts it exceeds expectations.  This movie will be the highest grossing film of all time by a long shot!

https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/avengers-endgame-first-reactions-epic-emotional-endgame-exceeds-expectations/

So basically they're saying "you think you're ready, but you're not ready for what this movie throws at you."

Three days...

39 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't know what it is, but soda makes me have to pee way more than water does.  No way I'm making it 3 hours.  But I can be in and out in seconds.  Going Saturday afternoon with the boy.

If your soda has caffeine, that would do it. 

On 4/13/2019 at 1:57 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

It!

Out!

On 4/17/2019 at 8:27 AM, llanoflash said:

maybe one of these would be the way to go:5198-Np-YCVc-L-SX522.jpg

And then you could just let it sloooowly empty out on the floor over the course of the rest of the movie.

My god, we're going to spend the next 2 1/2 days talking about peeing.

14 minutes ago, ajax said:

My god, we're going to spend the next 2 1/2 days talking about peeing.

DO you even offseason bro? 2. days talking about piss is easy.

1 hour ago, deech said:

DO you even offseason bro? 2. days talking about piss is easy.

For Tom Herman, 2 days talking about piss is actually the ON-season.

 

3 hours ago, ajax said:

My god, we're going to spend the next 2 1/2 days talking about peeing.

Not like we ever see them piss in this BULLSHIT movie about superheroes. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Not like we ever see them piss in this BULLSHIT movie about superheroes. 

Captain Marvel pees standing up

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Not like we ever see them piss in this BULLSHIT movie about superheroes. 

How do you know that Tony hasn't been pissing in his suit the entire time?

 

And in the DC Universe, at least the Shazam! movie had a scene with their Captain Marvel peeing.

39 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

98% on RT

Damn 2%ers.

Theres gonna be some destroyed urinal cakes this weekend.  That’ll be EPIC.

Edited by HornsOverIthaca

Not like we ever see them piss in this BULLSHIT movie about superheroes. 
You just want to see what Hemsworth is working with.

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