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First Avenger movie still holds up. Pre Game

Shawarma scene for the win

Edited by ChickenSandwich

2 hours ago, Eastwood said:
6 hours ago, Js1 said:
Not like we ever see them piss in this BULLSHIT movie about superheroes. 

You just want to see what Hemsworth is working with.

You want to see Larson pee. It’s ok, we don’t judge 

I've seen a couple of reviews on YouTube now. Basically no one saying shit because there are so many spoilers, other than the fact that it's awesome. And oddly enough they're saying that Hawkeye is awesome in this movie.

And Grace Randolph just confirmed that that there are no good bathroom breaks. It's jam-packed from beginning to end for 3 hours straight.

I guess all this piss talk is warranted.

Edited by ajax

28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Not ashamed to admit I'm wearing a diaper to this. I know it's a slippery slope, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

Is this different than any other day? 

First Avenger movie still holds up. Pre Game
Shawarma scene for the win


I swear it looks like sandwiches on white bread and not shawarma.
54 minutes ago, ajax said:

I've seen a couple of reviews on YouTube now. Basically no one saying shit because there are so many spoilers, other than the fact that it's awesome. And oddly enough they're saying that Hawkeye is awesome in this movie.

And Grace Randolph just confirmed that that there are no good bathroom breaks. It's jam-packed from beginning to end for 3 hours straight.

I guess all this piss talk is warranted.

There’s no action in the trailers. But most of that footage should happen in the first hour. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

You want to see Larson pee. It’s ok, we don’t judge 

It's 2019. No more kink shaming.

3 hours ago, ajax said:

I've seen a couple of reviews on YouTube now. Basically no one saying shit because there are so many spoilers, other than the fact that it's awesome. And oddly enough they're saying that Hawkeye is awesome in this movie.

And Grace Randolph just confirmed that that there are no good bathroom breaks. It's jam-packed from beginning to end for 3 hours straight.

I guess all this piss talk is warranted.

What’s odd about Hawkeye being awesome? He broke out in Age of Ultron and the writing was on the wall for him to do it again in Endgame.  

5 hours ago, The People’s Elbow said:

What’s odd about Hawkeye being awesome? He broke out in Age of Ultron and the writing was on the wall for him to do it again in Endgame.  

Ok, look, the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.

There’s no action in the trailers. But most of that footage should happen in the first hour. 

Reviews have said at least 90% of the trailers are from the first 15 minutes. We haven’t seen shit.

Most excited I have ever been for a movie. Roughly 60 hours left for me. 

10 hours ago, Js1 said:

You want to see Larson pee. It’s ok, we don’t judge 

Is that wrong?

2 hours ago, joeycovers said:

Most excited I have ever been for a movie. Roughly 60 hours left for me. 

Agreed.  Have a ticket for 7pm tomorrow at the Moviehouse and Eatery.

Just as a PSA for anyone interested, Alamo at Lakeline has added a bunch of new screenings on Friday and Saturday, so if you wanted to see it opening weekend but didn't grab tickets in time, there's an opportunity for you.

Other theaters might have added some as well, I only checked the one.  They did it with Captain Marvel so I kind of expected it to happen for Endgame.

 

My family's tickets are for 10:30 tomorrow night. Kids' activities schedules weren't finalized until after the first showings were sold out. Local theater added a 10:30 about a week ago so that worked out well.

I couldn't resist.  Got my tickets for 1135pm tomorrow night.  Was going to try to wait until the crowd died down.  There was one ticket mid back in the theater.  

I couldn't resist either, after all my talk of skipping the first weekend.

I have tickets for the family second weekend, but tomorrow both kids are busy with after school activities and my wife would skip the entire thing if we weren't making her go, so I got a single ticket for one of the first showings dead center of the theater. 3D though, so hopefully it's not too dark.

17 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

98% on RT

97% now.  I'm surprised it started out that low.  Figured it wouldn't start dropping a few % points until the first wave of "it's awesome" reviews came out, and people started being more critical and/or contrarian.

I gotta be in Fargo early Friday, so screw it. Dream Lounger tix for 10:50 tomorrow night.

Here are the showtimes:



And here is what's left for seats:

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Opening weekend doesn't bother me nearly as much these days with reserved seating.  I always hated having to get there stupid early to avoid craning my neck in the first two rows.

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Opening weekend doesn't bother me nearly as much these days with reserved seating.  I always hated having to get there stupid early to avoid craning my neck in the first two rows.

Absolutely.  Lots of stress taken off by realizing I can show up 10-15 minutes early with plenty of time to get snacks and get to my seat.  Used to be 30-40 minutes early, having to find seats and trying to save seats while going to the bathroom or get snacks.

Dumb question amnesty

Avengers = #1

Age of Ultron = #2

Civil War = #3

Infinity War = #4

Wouldn't end game be #5?

Friday morning, Cedar Park.  Was surprised to see the entire theater was available.

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Dumb question amnesty

Avengers = #1

Age of Ultron = #2

Civil War = #3

Infinity War = #4

Wouldn't end game be #5?

Civil War was Captain America, not Avengers.

27 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Friday morning, Cedar Park.  Was surprised to see the entire theater was available.

Probably one of those additional screenings that was recently added.

Is anyone going to the goofy fan event tomorrow? I think you get a commemorative coin and a "special concession" (endgame popcorn?). I still have my Thor Ragnorak coin, which I don't know what to do with.

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Dumb question amnesty

Avengers = #1

Age of Ultron = #2

Civil War = #3

Infinity War = #4

Wouldn't end game be #5?

Civil War was technically a Captain America movie.

3 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Dumb question amnesty

Avengers = #1

Age of Ultron = #2

Civil War = #3

Infinity War = #4

Wouldn't end game be #5?

Think of Civil War as Avenger 2.5 at best.

4 hours ago, ajax said:

Is anyone going to the goofy fan event tomorrow?

I can think of two people from this thread that probably are

3 hours ago, LTbear said:

Civil War was technically a Captain America movie.

"Technically"

It's the official fucking title

Image result for captain america civil war

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

"Technically"

It's the official fucking title

Image result for captain america civil war

I'm aware, big guy. "Technically" because honestly that was an Avengers movie.

31 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Dont read the Wikipedia entry.

Some asshole spoiled it on Wikipedia?? WTF

My wife thinks i'm crazy that i want to lock myself in a room until we go see it because of fear that some asshole spoils for me. 

2 minutes ago, joeycovers said:

Some asshole spoiled it on Wikipedia?? WTF

Yep.  I only saw a single sentence, but it went directly into my brain like subliminal imagery.  I’m thinking if I start drinking heavily I’ll forget it.

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Yep.  I only saw a single sentence, but it went directly into my brain like subliminal imagery.  I’m thinking if I start drinking heavily I’ll forget it.

I would love to hear that some croudsource doxxing of the asshat who did that took place.

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

Yep.  I only saw a single sentence, but it went directly into my brain like subliminal imagery.  I’m thinking if I start drinking heavily I’ll forget it.

I'm sorry you are going thru this.... Where are the MIB when you need em?

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

I would love to hear that some croudsource doxxing of the asshat who did that took place.

If I was to place a bet on who did it...I’m going with Phil Donahue.

1 minute ago, joeycovers said:

I'm sorry you are going thru this.... Where are the MIB when you need em?

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36 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Yep.  I only saw a single sentence, but it went directly into my brain like subliminal imagery.  I’m thinking if I start drinking heavily I’ll forget it.

It’s probably just trolling and not even a real spoiler

18 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Dumb question amnesty

Avengers = #1

Age of Ultron = #2

Civil War = #3

Infinity War = #4

Wouldn't end game be #5?

Which is the one with the hilariously goofy slowmotion action shots? Ultron?  That one should easily be #1.

13 hours ago, joeycovers said:

My wife thinks i'm crazy that i want to lock myself in a room until we go see it because of fear that some asshole spoils for me. 

From looking at wiki, it appears Thanos wins.

31 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I’m afraid to open that shit.

You should.  It features Jay Leno and a douchy restomod Camaro.

13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s probably just trolling and not even a real spoiler

So Ant-Man really didn't crawl up Thanos' ass and then expand? 

God damnit. 

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