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3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Can’t hit shit.  

Or guard shit. Or pass for shit. Or coach for shit.

 

My only saving grace is this delicious St Arnold’s Summer Pils. 

Edited by Kermit

This is one of those games that Pop needs to empty the bench and find some players that want to compete.

40 minutes ago, hornfan785 said:

This team misses more layups than any team I've ever seen.

I dont believe you. Primarily because your handle suggests you might watch the occasional Horns game. 

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

This is one of those games that Pop needs to empty the bench and find some players that want to compete.

Can we get anyone from Austin there fast enough?

 

Rudy Gay looks like he's channeling Richard Jefferson out there. Like the guy just completely forgot how to play basketball.

This series (make that season) was basically over as soon as Denver hit a couple shots and realized they have every advantage over our creaking hulk of a roster. We might survive Game 6, but right now I wouldn’t bet a dollar on it. 

50 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Rudy Gay looks like he's channeling Richard Jefferson out there. Like the guy just completely forgot how to play basketball.

But Richard Jefferson is a legend in his own mind.  If you don't believe him he'll still tell you about it..... just watch him when he appears sometimes as a guest on ESPN NBA Show called "The Jump" with Rachel Nichols.....

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Edited by LTtxfan

Wood Rachael Nichols. She seems like she has sneaky big tits.

I think you mean phat.

10 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I’ll bet you $2 we win game 6

I'll take that bet. Who's bookie?

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21 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Who wants to start up the off season thread?

Thursday, you’ll probably get your chance. Shit, I’d start it as soon as Rudy, Patty, and Marco check in. Denver should be putting up a significant run, Demar might be ejected, Lamarcus will be missing layups or worse yet 24 foot turn around jumpers, Pop will be planning dinner, and Poeltl will be playing his ass off.

Rudy Gay looks like he's channeling Richard Jefferson out there. Like the guy just completely forgot how to play basketball.


Times this season when Rudy and DeRozan looked like legit all-stars. They’re old man games are now being smothered.

We’ve assembled 3 of the top mid-range shooters in the league. Imagine if we could bring in Sam Cassell and George Gervin in their primes.
34 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

saw something on line that rudy lost his grandma?

Well now I feel like an asshole. Lucky for me, I've looked like one all my life. 

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

We’ve assembled 3 of the top mid-range shooters in the league. Imagine if we could bring in Sam Cassell and George Gervin in their primes.

 

Throw in a couple of the following great mid-range scorers:  Bird, MJ, Dirk, Kobe, The Mailman, Jerry West, and Havlicek.

Edited by LTtxfan

I'm not quite sure what to do tonight.  They've won when I got drunk and they've lost when I got drunk.  I guess I'll get drunk tonight just to be safe.  I'll either be celebrating or mourning.

But HOW drunk were you when we won?  Shit faced or just buzzed.  There's a lot riding on this.... gotta get it right.

18 minutes ago, Kermit said:

It’s whiskey night tonight boys! 

We call those days that end in Y.

On 4/24/2019 at 9:43 AM, cabowabo said:

Who wants to start up the off season thread?

Maybe this will work as a reverse jinx.  Like that time Dallas was planning their victory parade then lost.  

3 hours ago, Hate said:

I'm not quite sure what to do tonight.  They've won when I got drunk and they've lost when I got drunk.  I guess I'll get drunk tonight just to be safe.  I'll either be celebrating or mourning.

Maybe try heroine or shrroms or something different like that.

18 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Maybe try heroine or shrooms or something different like that.

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tempering expectations

tempering expectations

tempering expectations 

As long as Denver misses every 3 they take tonight we should be good

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