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Is Rudy Gay wearing casual low tops? The fuck?

Aldridge playing Jokic really well on O. Might need 35-40 from him tonight.

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Patty is that pesky defender that is all over his man but never stops anybody.

Spurs are sucking shit through a straw right now

Get Patty out. He’s the Spurs equivalent of those herpes on Jokic’s lip

Just now, MrBig said:

Get Patty out. He’s the Spurs equivalent of those herpes on Jokic’s lip

Tell Derrick White to not pick up a retarded 3rd foul next time 

Denver making shots when we are is likely a close los for SA. Denver making shots when we aren’t makes it time for exit interviews. 

Right now I’d gladly trade 20% of our experience for 15% more athleticism. 

Patty always gets caught by screens

The bench finally fucking showed up, so we got that going for us.

7 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

It'd be great if Mills could throw shit up and make it like Murray

Or, you know, if we could trade him for Murray 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Or, you know, if we could trade him for Murray 

I’ll throw in a couple of quarters and the corpse of Antonio Daniels.

5 minutes ago, Kermit said:

I’ll throw in a couple of quarters and the corpse of Antonio Daniels.

Act now and you'll receive a pair of game worn New Balances from NBA legend Matt Bonner 

On 4/24/2019 at 8:34 PM, LTtxfan said:

Throw in a couple of the following great mid-range scorers:  Bird, MJ, Dirk, Kobe, The Mailman, Jerry West, and Havlicek.

Dang Hondo just passed away..... 🙏🙏🙏

Jokic is the fucking truth. Jesus Christ, I can see why Derka wants to suck his dick.

Denver is destroying the spurs in rebounding

Patty needs to go do some magic tricks and conjure up a jumpshot.

Patty reminds me of a flaming sack of dog shit on someone's porch but less funny 

Mills couldn't hit a beach ball on top of a tee ball stand 

Speaking of shit, Rudy’s shoving a healthy dose of it down my throat.

4 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Speaking of shit, Rudy’s shoving a healthy dose of it down my throat.

If Patty could only do the same we'd be in business 

Murray gonna need a box of tampons after tonight 

Poeltl is playing his ass off

1 minute ago, XYZ said:

Poeltl is playing his ass off

He’s so fucking awesome. 

5 minutes ago, Kermit said:

He’s so fucking awesome. 

I knew he would be a great piece. Was super excited to get him in that trade. Hes just 23.

Patty needs to go do some magic tricks and conjure up a jumpshot.


Pretty sure he needs to sacrifice a live kangaroo.
1 minute ago, Hate said:

 


Pretty sure he needs to sacrifice a live kangaroo.

 

On a side note, he’s played excellent defense on Murray.

Patty 0 for 6 from three

No idea why Malone hasn't pulled starters yet. They are gassed.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

We're fucked

Some Ladies glad this didn't happen......

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