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Goddamnit, I hate that “injured” fuckface!

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1 hour ago, miguelito said:

Also don't forget the injured fuckface.  "Injured."

I didn't forget about him, no need to mention his name any longer he's old news.

It hurts me eyes to watch Patty Mills play defense. All the Mavs are doing every possession is putting him in an on ball screen and attacking with the player he gets matched up on.

Edited by texasstrong12

That was a BS foul call. Fortunately, he missed the go-ahead FT.

Pop going to turn DeRozan into a top 10 player in the league with this type of offensive game. 

Rosey!!!!!

Edited by kingkoopa6
Rozey? Rosie? Rozie? !!!!

23 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Do we have the fattest fans? We do, don’t we?

Define fat.

Just kidding because the answer is unequivocally yes.

10 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I’ll take the W, but watching this team try to play defense is infuriating.

Better than Chicago’s defense. Hah

8 hours ago, Kermit said:

Define fat.

Just kidding because the answer is unequivocally yes.

I love my city, but we do have a an obesity problem.

9 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I’ll take the W, but watching this team try to play defense is infuriating.

Take the win, pussy. 

1 hour ago, NoRagrets said:

I love my city, but we do have a an obesity problem.

I'll give you my tacos when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

I'll give you my tacos when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

We don't have a food problem. We have a portion problem.

54 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

We don't have a food problem. We have a portion problem.

These fans stay hungry no matter how much you feed em. 

14 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Pop going to turn DeRozan into a top 10 player in the league with this type of offensive game. 

Pump the brakes. He's already the best jumper shooter in the league. Fans and media will finally realize it.

Hard to be disappointed with a rather unbalanced roster that already hold nice wins over the Lakers and Mavs. I know those aren’t good teams, but still. Regardless of where it goes from here, we’re off to a much better start than I’d feared. 

18 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Pump the brakes. He's already the best jumper shooter in the league. Fans and media will finally realize it.

Wait.... what?  

@ Pho, NO, Orl.  Be nice to go 2-1 the next 3.  At 4-2, hilariously our point differential is -3.2.

 

Time to get that flight home for March 28th
I was there for Duncan's jersey retirement. Not sure if I'll be able to make it to Manu's or not.

I’m cheap as fuck and ticket prices went up pretty high after the announcement.

What are ticket prices like these days? Haven't been to a Spurs game in ages but I will be back in San Antonio in two weeks to visit my parents.

3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Hard to be disappointed with a rather unbalanced roster that already hold nice wins over the Lakers and Mavs. I know those aren’t good teams, but still. Regardless of where it goes from here, we’re off to a much better start than I’d feared. 

Of to a much better start than the Rockets. 

Good idea or bad idea: buy floor tickets for ~1500 to sell later ?

Admittedly, I never saw any Toronto games in the East but the story line for the Raptors was always that DeRozan's game disappeared in playoff basketball. Why is that? Based on what I've seen so far, he's smooth as silk on the court. Is it just difficult for him to operate when teams are playing defense like they give a shit? Maybe the new rules will help him come playoff time. Yes? No? Go fuck myself?

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

What are ticket prices like these days? Haven't been to a Spurs game in ages but I will be back in San Antonio in two weeks to visit my parents.

Cheapish. It’s $30 for the upperdeck most times. In two weeks the warriors are in town, so not cheap. Seatgeek.com is a great site.

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Admittedly, I never saw any Toronto games in the East but the story line for the Raptors was always that DeRozan's game disappeared in playoff basketball. Why is that? Based on what I've seen so far, he's smooth as silk on the court. Is it just difficult for him to operate when teams are playing defense like they give a shit? Maybe the new rules will help him come playoff time. Yes? No? Go fuck myself? 

I didn't watch many Toronto games the past few years either but everything I've read says its a combination of defenses game planning for him and as a result don't go for his pump fakes like they do in the regular season and doesn't get as many free throws. Also his coach was Dwayne Casey and he's not known for making good adjustments to his game plans.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Admittedly, I never saw any Toronto games in the East but the story line for the Raptors was always that DeRozan's game disappeared in playoff basketball. Why is that? Based on what I've seen so far, he's smooth as silk on the court. Is it just difficult for him to operate when teams are playing defense like they give a shit? Maybe the new rules will help him come playoff time. Yes? No? Go fuck myself?

He's known for big first halves.  Wears down in the stretch and been awful in the playoffs.  He just hasn't played well.  Moments seem too big for him.  Hopefully Pop can coach him up.

23 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I’ll take the W, but watching this team try to play defense is infuriating.

To be fair, nobody in the league s playing any defense so far this year.  The scoring is crazy.

On ‎10‎/‎15‎/‎2018 at 10:13 PM, Michael Knight said:

yay season

Here's some pos rep for the Fuck Kawhi Leonard part 

I hate the new rules. Makes every game look like an all-star game level of defensive intensity. Why do they keep fucking with stuff that isn’t broken in the nba?

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